Pretentiosity
Disclaimer: Yes, I know it's vain and such, but it's so damn
convenient, and people are asking... Anyway, sorry to those on my flist
(all millions of you) who don't celebrate my birthday and worship me
like the goddess I am. The rest of you, read and get crackin'.
-- L.A. Confidential: They have guns! And plot! And gayness! And guns!
-- Smallville: This is like 40 bucks, so people can either collaborate or ignore it. I won't be offended.
-- World peace (and harsher penalties for parole violation).
-- A hat: I like hats. C|:-)
-- One of those belts that's made up of big circles next to each other. They're pretty popular now.
-- A college essay. Brilliantly written, personalized ones a plus. I'll be your best friend forever.
-- Bags: the ones I have are old and girly. One of those ones from Nike would be cool.
-- Any of Chiara's suggestions (puppies, kisses, a naked garden party) also work.
There, I did it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and stare at myself in the mirror for a while.
-- L.A. Confidential: They have guns! And plot! And gayness! And guns!
-- Smallville: This is like 40 bucks, so people can either collaborate or ignore it. I won't be offended.
-- World peace (and harsher penalties for parole violation).
-- A hat: I like hats. C|:-)
-- One of those belts that's made up of big circles next to each other. They're pretty popular now.
-- A college essay. Brilliantly written, personalized ones a plus. I'll be your best friend forever.
-- Bags: the ones I have are old and girly. One of those ones from Nike would be cool.
-- Any of Chiara's suggestions (puppies, kisses, a naked garden party) also work.
There, I did it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and stare at myself in the mirror for a while.