21 miscellaneous and crossover recs
So Put Another Dime in the Jukebox, Baby by eatsscissors (PG13)
Vampire Diaries
Jenna finds out about vampires. There is really only one way to handle that.
Hard to be a Saint in the City by eatsscissors (NC17)
Vampire Diaries
Bonnie is in this to make certain that Grams didn’t die for nothing. She’s pretty sure that Damon just likes to kill things.
Hallmark Rejects by irishcookie (PG)
Vampire Diaries
A year's worth of holidays - Damon and Bonnie style.
Of Unconventional Dealbreaking by rionaleonhart (R)
Supernatural
Dean, much to his annoyance, gets turned into a unicorn.
The Unicorn Who Used Up Dean's Shampoo by maskedfangirl (PG)
Supernatural
here's a unicorn in the motel room shower, and he's getting really sick of this Winchester gawk-at-the-unicorn bullcrap.
Like Leaves & Kings (All Things Must Fall) by gyzym (PG13)
Sherlock
Sherlock is the worst roommate in the world. John suffers him less gladly than he could, but better than most.
Woobies of Woe by AbylityMaren (PG13)
Stargate Atlantis
"Get it off!" McKay's voice howled over their radios.
Story of a Girl by seperis (R)
Stargate Atlantis
When Joanna Sheppard was six years old, she stepped into the cockpit of her very first plane and told her parents that she wanted to fly.
You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by trinityofone (NC17)
Stargate Atlantis
Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. "Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and hot heterosexual sex are ruined!"
Where There's a Will by Elderberryink (PG)
Harry Potter/Black Books
'Er…all of Sirius's possessions are going to be inherited by Vague-Squiggle-That-Could-Begin-With-B Black?'
Sirius's will is causing problems, Remus is getting exasperated, and Bernard is actually weirder than Fran and Manny thought he was, which is a fairly impressive feat.
Breaking the laws of classical aerodynamics by black_eyedgirl (PG13)
Gossip Girl/X-Men
The sign reads ‘Constance Billard and St Jude’s School for the Gifted’. Dan isn’t feeling particularly gifted today.
Hate on Me by maskedfangirl (PG13)
Supernatural/Glee
Dean wants to stop the apocalypse, but everyone around him is preoccupied with singing along to the Glee soundtrack.
Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis by rhymer23 (PG13)
Stargate Atlantis/Winnie the Pooh/Hamlet/Pride & Prejudice/King Arthur/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either.
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard by musesfool (PG)
Angel/Batman
Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away.
nothing we could judge by green_postit (NC17)
Inception/Sherlock
He's the son of the two most highly praised psychologists in all of Europe.
Asteroidea by etothepii (PG13)
Sherlock/His Dark Materials
In the pocket of his trousers, next to his phone, Mycroft carries the standard-issue steel capsule meant for protecting arthropod daemons. When people ask about it, he smiles and tells them she's not fond of the light, or of people other than himself. This is a lie.
Keeper of the Book by nwhepcat (NC17)
Angel/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"If you've come about my salvation," Wesley tells his visitor, "I assure you I'm not interested." But that changes when he discovers he's not the only one who needs saving.
Her Beauty and Her Terror by ijemanja (PG13)
Addams Family/Angel
Amanda Buckman moved to California, changed her name, and became a vampire. Wednesday can't help but approve.
Donna Noble, King of Camelot by netgirl_y2k (PG)
Doctor Who/Merlin
Donna Noble takes over Camelot using her feminine charm, some sleeping pills and a giant magnet.
Lost in the Woods by Hope (PG13)
Deadwood/Firefly
Alma Garret is watching from her window the morning they ride into town.
Vampire Diaries
Jenna finds out about vampires. There is really only one way to handle that.
Hard to be a Saint in the City by eatsscissors (NC17)
Vampire Diaries
Bonnie is in this to make certain that Grams didn’t die for nothing. She’s pretty sure that Damon just likes to kill things.
Hallmark Rejects by irishcookie (PG)
Vampire Diaries
A year's worth of holidays - Damon and Bonnie style.
Of Unconventional Dealbreaking by rionaleonhart (R)
Supernatural
Dean, much to his annoyance, gets turned into a unicorn.
The Unicorn Who Used Up Dean's Shampoo by maskedfangirl (PG)
Supernatural
here's a unicorn in the motel room shower, and he's getting really sick of this Winchester gawk-at-the-unicorn bullcrap.
Like Leaves & Kings (All Things Must Fall) by gyzym (PG13)
Sherlock
Sherlock is the worst roommate in the world. John suffers him less gladly than he could, but better than most.
Woobies of Woe by AbylityMaren (PG13)
Stargate Atlantis
"Get it off!" McKay's voice howled over their radios.
Story of a Girl by seperis (R)
Stargate Atlantis
When Joanna Sheppard was six years old, she stepped into the cockpit of her very first plane and told her parents that she wanted to fly.
You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by trinityofone (NC17)
Stargate Atlantis
Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. "Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and hot heterosexual sex are ruined!"
Where There's a Will by Elderberryink (PG)
Harry Potter/Black Books
'Er…all of Sirius's possessions are going to be inherited by Vague-Squiggle-That-Could-Begin-With-B Black?'
Sirius's will is causing problems, Remus is getting exasperated, and Bernard is actually weirder than Fran and Manny thought he was, which is a fairly impressive feat.
Breaking the laws of classical aerodynamics by black_eyedgirl (PG13)
Gossip Girl/X-Men
The sign reads ‘Constance Billard and St Jude’s School for the Gifted’. Dan isn’t feeling particularly gifted today.
Hate on Me by maskedfangirl (PG13)
Supernatural/Glee
Dean wants to stop the apocalypse, but everyone around him is preoccupied with singing along to the Glee soundtrack.
Five Authors Who Didn't Write Stargate Atlantis by rhymer23 (PG13)
Stargate Atlantis/Winnie the Pooh/Hamlet/Pride & Prejudice/King Arthur/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Four authors who (fortunately for them) didn't write Stargate Atlantis, and one who (fortunately for Atlantis) didn't write it, either.
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard by musesfool (PG)
Angel/Batman
Cordelia's been in the game long enough that she can spot a secret identity from a mile away.
nothing we could judge by green_postit (NC17)
Inception/Sherlock
He's the son of the two most highly praised psychologists in all of Europe.
Asteroidea by etothepii (PG13)
Sherlock/His Dark Materials
In the pocket of his trousers, next to his phone, Mycroft carries the standard-issue steel capsule meant for protecting arthropod daemons. When people ask about it, he smiles and tells them she's not fond of the light, or of people other than himself. This is a lie.
Keeper of the Book by nwhepcat (NC17)
Angel/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"If you've come about my salvation," Wesley tells his visitor, "I assure you I'm not interested." But that changes when he discovers he's not the only one who needs saving.
Her Beauty and Her Terror by ijemanja (PG13)
Addams Family/Angel
Amanda Buckman moved to California, changed her name, and became a vampire. Wednesday can't help but approve.
Donna Noble, King of Camelot by netgirl_y2k (PG)
Doctor Who/Merlin
Donna Noble takes over Camelot using her feminine charm, some sleeping pills and a giant magnet.
Lost in the Woods by Hope (PG13)
Deadwood/Firefly
Alma Garret is watching from her window the morning they ride into town.