I think I've chosen an appropriate icon for the occasion.

[sekaijuuni]

Yesterday, I re-scheduled my test for FRIDAY THE 13TH OMG! There were a bunch of deer in my yard. My dog threw up and a twelve-year-old girl saw me naked

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[rubyreverie]

When I said I "know you get pass" I really meant "I know you CAN pass." Kick its ass! :D

[sekaijuuni]

TO THE PAIN!

[rubyreverie]

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with what that means.

[sekaijuuni]

I want to bang your icon.

I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

[rubyreverie]

That may be the first time someone has dared insult me.

pay no attention to that other icon.

[sekaijuuni]

It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

[rubyreverie]

And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

[sekaijuuni]

I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.

[rubyreverie]

And then my ears, I suppose. Let's get on with it!

[sekaijuuni]

Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish! Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

[rubyreverie]

You're bluffing.

thanks, that was fun

[sekaijuuni]

It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.

But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

DROP YOUR SWORD!

Re: thanks, that was fun

[rubyreverie]

*drops sword*