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Sep 14, 2005 19:02


Uck. Sicky all week, how lame.

Friday I went to yet another emo concert only to stand outside and talk to some friends. Emily, Bronwyn & I got a lot of humping done, then I got sick and left... don't remember much else.

Decided Saturday was all sicky, I slept until around 3ish then got reminded about how I held promises to hang out with Katie & Tara that night. Around 6 or 7, I stumbled to Katie's place in the pouring rain, head spinning due to illness. I was laying on Katie's couch for a long time, my memory is being a dick about it.

The highlight of my freakin' weekend was Saturday night, when Katie & Erin's friends came over with really, really cheap porn. We watched *BADLY* 3D-animated gay porn and dwarf porn. There were two midgits in the movie; Napoleon & Chewy. Chewy had no balls. And he sounded like a pterodactyl. Or was that Napoleon? Afterwords when I was ready to pass out due to sicky; I overheard everyone talking about Doug porn, Simpsons porn, Flinstones porn, Jetsons porn and Reboot porn. Then I blanked out.

Katie told me I was making really sick noises in my sleep, and her and Tara put a cold cloth on my forehead because I was burning up, and sweating everywhere. I said very odd things in my sleep, says the Katie...
"Do I have to roll up the carpets before I can drink?"
"My cigar isn't over yet."
And I started hitting her, saying "What is this for??"
Very amusing to hear this the next day when I was feeling better!

Sunday was alright, I hung out with Katie alllll day. Because I loves her. Then I went hoem and stumbled into a family dinner at my place. Which rarely happens. Then I watched TV and did the sleep.

SICKNESS!
Monday was sick AGAIN!! I passed out in the MPR so many times, I went to socials and that's about all I could do. Then Katie came at lunch and I left with her to Value Village liked I promised her. I had to lie down a lot when we got to the mall, and she ordered poutine and left it sitting infront of me for so long. And I couldn't eat it, how lame. Eventually we headed to VV, where all I did was lie down again and drink water. I was out of breath because damn illness drained me of my energy. So Katie bought some kink fetish stuff and we headed to the bus stop. The wrong bus stop. We waited there for EVER. Then the bus came and we went home, in which I slept on her boobs and drooled a bit. Then as soon as I got home I passed out on my bed in a very fevery sweat. Then I was forced medicine, and now I'm almost all better.

Tuesday I slept all day in bed, and got really sweaty. Yuck.

And today, let's see...
People bought me a lot of food.
We printed off a bunch of KOZA posters to promote a gig coming up.
Boot basically exploded. Mother buying new boots.
Me and Josh's inappropriate grabbing a plenty.
And changing my courses finally.

Mother wishes to move to Westside for it has MUCH cheaper rent. A good $500 a month she'll save.
Landon wishes to stay in Kelowna. I'll have to get a part-time job(O-Zeki's, maybe?) and I need a place to stay.
And some more in depth details later.
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