Hey guys. It's nice to be alive!
Why? Here's a PSA, just for you.
Do not approach a fan turning at top speed (3, fyi) with a hanging bath towel. There's a good chance fate will decide to play a freakish joke, slide the (rather thick) towel right through (rather thinly-placed) bars, snap the blade in half and send it flying through the fan and into your stocking.
My stocking's a little traumatised, but it should live for another career talk.
Seriously, people.
I'm not in Final Destination 3.5, am I? !@$#!