Jack-o-Nonnie: Or, like, someone poisons Robin or something, and it doesn't take. Or, or, OOOOH, He gets knocked out, and WALLY CHECKS HIS PULSE AND FREAKS OUT 20:28
Inspector: xD 20:29
Inspector: Poor Wally 20:29
Inspector: "ROBIN IS DEAD! NO BRO!" 20:30
Inspector: *shot* 20:30
Jack-o-Nonnie: "Urg, uh, whuuu? I'm not dead..." "You're dead! You're dead! YOU HAVE NO PULSE." "Dude, chill, I'm not dead. I just don't have a heart." "You--what--but-- oh. oh. okay. So you're DEAD." "Would it help to think of me as a zombie?" "...you know, actually..." "Yeah, thought so." "Dude! I have a zombie for a best friend!" 20:32
Inspector: xD 20:33
Inspector: That's exactly how wally would react 20:34
Jack-o-Nonnie: XD 20:34
Inspector: then five minutes "wait... why?" 20:36
Jack-o-Nonnie: "Does that mean you can't feel it when I poke you? Oh, wait, how are you held together? How do you /heal/? How do you do flips and shit--aren't your muscles atrophied from death?" "No, because I'm not dead." "But--so, okay, if you're not technically a lich, what are you?" "I, well, I'm a body for a concept of not existing." "...Say waht, now?"
Inspector: xD 20:29
Inspector: Poor Wally 20:29
Inspector: "ROBIN IS DEAD! NO BRO!" 20:30
Inspector: *shot* 20:30
Jack-o-Nonnie: "Urg, uh, whuuu? I'm not dead..." "You're dead! You're dead! YOU HAVE NO PULSE." "Dude, chill, I'm not dead. I just don't have a heart." "You--what--but-- oh. oh. okay. So you're DEAD." "Would it help to think of me as a zombie?" "...you know, actually..." "Yeah, thought so." "Dude! I have a zombie for a best friend!" 20:32
Inspector: xD 20:33
Inspector: That's exactly how wally would react 20:34
Jack-o-Nonnie: XD 20:34
Inspector: then five minutes "wait... why?" 20:36
Jack-o-Nonnie: "Does that mean you can't feel it when I poke you? Oh, wait, how are you held together? How do you /heal/? How do you do flips and shit--aren't your muscles atrophied from death?" "No, because I'm not dead." "But--so, okay, if you're not technically a lich, what are you?" "I, well, I'm a body for a concept of not existing." "...Say waht, now?"
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