my trip to the hospital, the great renaming of easter, genisis and Tsoriany
well i decided something yesterday... easter is now to be known as Day of the Non-denominational-chocolate-eggs ^^ just makes it a bit more gay-friendly, considering 90% of religions hate all gay people, with the exception of FSMism and Tsoriany (explained below). so anyway, easter has now been renamed and the universe has never been happier :]
another very improtant event happened this week. on wednesday, it was Jordans 19th birthday :] an awesome day was had by all in greenwich park and then at emily's house for teh awesomness of Drubs (the scrubs drinking game = legend) but there was a dark cloud on the day - the birthday boy had a very painful back so the next day, i took him to the hospital... what we though was going to be a quick draining of the abscess on his coccyx turned into a surgery >.< he was in overnight, with the operation happening at 11 that night but hes home now which is good :] poor Jordan though... he was prodded so much by so many people :p i think we freaked out teh other people on his ward though... i was holding his hand and the guy across from him was just lying there open mouthed like a rather unattractive cod *ick face* and i think his head probably exploded when i gave Jordan a kiss on the cheek as I was leaving :p good times ^^
now, this is the part of the entry where i explain Tsoriany. I shall do this in the form of a dictionary definition...
Tsoriany (n Soar-Ee-An-Ee) The single cosmic entity comprising Tsam Connell, Jordan Woodley, Maria Orchard and Jonny Pickering. Tsoriany is the embodiment of everything that is good in the world and embraces all. May be compared to the Aztec god Coatlicue but is much more attractive. (see also Tsorianyism - the practice of following the teachings of Tsoriany)
As you can see, Tsoriany is a most impressive being, created in the beginings of the universe and whose purpose is to promote peace and tolerance throughout the universe. Any more information can be found online at www.tsoriany.com. (please note, this is NOT a real website. any attempts to go onto it will result in sadness. However, with enough demand we/i may create a website devoted to us/me).
right, think thats about it now... i shall attempt to update more regularly on teh livejournal of joy but if not I shall at least try to get some updates done :] anyhoozlebees, if peoples want to contact me, you probably know the drill... i'm off now to talk to marzipanda so laters e-people ^^ xXx
another very improtant event happened this week. on wednesday, it was Jordans 19th birthday :] an awesome day was had by all in greenwich park and then at emily's house for teh awesomness of Drubs (the scrubs drinking game = legend) but there was a dark cloud on the day - the birthday boy had a very painful back so the next day, i took him to the hospital... what we though was going to be a quick draining of the abscess on his coccyx turned into a surgery >.< he was in overnight, with the operation happening at 11 that night but hes home now which is good :] poor Jordan though... he was prodded so much by so many people :p i think we freaked out teh other people on his ward though... i was holding his hand and the guy across from him was just lying there open mouthed like a rather unattractive cod *ick face* and i think his head probably exploded when i gave Jordan a kiss on the cheek as I was leaving :p good times ^^
now, this is the part of the entry where i explain Tsoriany. I shall do this in the form of a dictionary definition...
Tsoriany (n Soar-Ee-An-Ee) The single cosmic entity comprising Tsam Connell, Jordan Woodley, Maria Orchard and Jonny Pickering. Tsoriany is the embodiment of everything that is good in the world and embraces all. May be compared to the Aztec god Coatlicue but is much more attractive. (see also Tsorianyism - the practice of following the teachings of Tsoriany)
As you can see, Tsoriany is a most impressive being, created in the beginings of the universe and whose purpose is to promote peace and tolerance throughout the universe. Any more information can be found online at www.tsoriany.com. (please note, this is NOT a real website. any attempts to go onto it will result in sadness. However, with enough demand we/i may create a website devoted to us/me).
right, think thats about it now... i shall attempt to update more regularly on teh livejournal of joy but if not I shall at least try to get some updates done :] anyhoozlebees, if peoples want to contact me, you probably know the drill... i'm off now to talk to marzipanda so laters e-people ^^ xXx