Apparently Nicholas Cage
has to sell his castle in Germany, to which I of course said
"WHAT THE SHIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAD A GODDAMN CASTLE?!"
I totally hate him extra now. FUCK YOU FOR FUCKING UP GHOST RIDER AND MAKING THAT HORRIBLE REMAKE OF THE WICKER MAN AND THEN DEDICATING IT TO JOEY RAMONE!
I know he comes from "film nobility" (as Brian put it) and he's done a lot of movies but a motherfucking castle, what the fuck.
Gonna go be angry now. CASTLE! GODDAMMIT!
ALSO APPARENTLY HE STILL HAS ANOTHER CASTLE FUCKING SHIT I HATE THAT GUY EVEN THOUGH HE USED TO BE A DECENT ACTOR AT ONE TIME I STILL HATE HIM
Can I get an amen for the statement "our system of payment for actors, musicians, and sports figures is super-fucked-up"? Or you might just wanna holla for "shit be fucked up," to blanket-statement the thing.
UNRELATED THING: I think my etsy site may be down. Help me test it by
buying something from there, for please? Also because that would be nice and I'd appreciate it a ton.