Mad Skillz
Somebody threw his shoes at Bush's face. Two shoes.
Bush however, managed to dodge both of the shoes. He is like Ninja President.
(I, personally, want to know where his guard was at this time. Two shoes. Shouldn't Bush have been flat on the ground? What if it hadn't been a second shoe following the first attack but a gun?)
But, yes, the important thing:
Bush would be awesome at dodgeball.