Apr 14, 2010 10:09
Joey, No one gives a damn about your stupid RATATTA. RATTATA is a crap Pokemon and will probably give you the plague. Stop calling me. Seriously.
Mom, I am grateful that you save my money for me since apparently there are no banks in all of Johto. Stop buying stupid shit with my money. How about you call and ask me first before you go all QVC on my retirement?
That fisherman guy whose name I forgot, stop playing with Pokemon and spend time with your family before your kids get all emo and start wearing ironic T-shits bought from Goldenrod City and your wife leaves you for someone who doesn't have to sniff Pokemon droppings all day to get things done. You are sad. Get a job.
Liz, stop calling me.
No love,
Me