people stink
Maybe I've posted about this before.. I don't know but I'm going to say something else about it now.
People, is it really that hard not to smell bad? Do you realize at work I come across AT LEAST 2 people a day who smell like piss? Why do people smell like piss? Are you cross-recycling your water? Are you bathing in the 'small tub'... because the big tub is actually used for more than doing your laundry.
I told this lady she had late fees from October. She looks at me calmly and asks.. "Of this year?" This was in June 2005. I looked at her for a full five seconds, either waiting for her to realize her mistake or laugh at the miserable attempt at a joke she had made.. but she just kept staring back at me - waiting for me to answer her ( or so she thought ) reasonable question.
"No... last year." was my reply.
A friend of mine was checking his hours for the week and he said "I have 29 ( read that again TWENTY NINE) hours." A coworker asks him "Just today?" She must be used to days on Mars.. I guess...
I can deal with stupidity.. but when you roll up on me smelling like bodily fluids, or like you smoke 3 cartons of Lucky's a day, or like you suck on sewer lines all day long, then we have a problem.
On something totally unrelated, and pleasant.. Ive been daydreaming lately of thrown popcorn and cars with bad flatulence.
People, is it really that hard not to smell bad? Do you realize at work I come across AT LEAST 2 people a day who smell like piss? Why do people smell like piss? Are you cross-recycling your water? Are you bathing in the 'small tub'... because the big tub is actually used for more than doing your laundry.
I told this lady she had late fees from October. She looks at me calmly and asks.. "Of this year?" This was in June 2005. I looked at her for a full five seconds, either waiting for her to realize her mistake or laugh at the miserable attempt at a joke she had made.. but she just kept staring back at me - waiting for me to answer her ( or so she thought ) reasonable question.
"No... last year." was my reply.
A friend of mine was checking his hours for the week and he said "I have 29 ( read that again TWENTY NINE) hours." A coworker asks him "Just today?" She must be used to days on Mars.. I guess...
I can deal with stupidity.. but when you roll up on me smelling like bodily fluids, or like you smoke 3 cartons of Lucky's a day, or like you suck on sewer lines all day long, then we have a problem.
On something totally unrelated, and pleasant.. Ive been daydreaming lately of thrown popcorn and cars with bad flatulence.