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[seiberwing]

I got pissed yesterday evening, and a secret conspiracy between my foot, the laundry basket, and the principles of Sir Isaac Newton means there's now a small dent in the drywall. Yay, me.

Title meme: if you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories

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[beckyh2112]

Pretty with a Pistol
G1 Transformers
Megatron

[seiberwing]

Starscream finally gets a clue, or at least half of one, and drops Megatron into a canyon in the middle of a battle. Megatron hits a rock, injures the bit of himself that contains his CPU, and is knocked out. Somehow he has also shrunk himself to regular Walther P-32 size on the way down.

He is later picked up by a roaming hiker and taken back to town. The hiker flaunts her new discovery to her friends and they take pictures while laughing and drinking. This is when Megatron wakes up.

[lunatron]

Something vaguely similar happens in the comics.

[seiberwing]

This surprises me not, actually.

[raisedbymoogles]

I Plan To Live Forever

Armada Hot Shot/Starscream (either on top)

[raisedbymoogles]

Mmm. *pretty mental images* ^_^

[seiberwing]

Hot Shot, as usual, is being a jerk to Starscream. Starscream leaves the Autobot base to go hit things with his sword, and Hot Shot tails him. Harsh banter is exchanged and Starscream attacks Hot Shot. Hot Shot, still being a jerk, tells Starscream exactly what Megatron's going to do to him and how much it's going to hurt. Alternatively, he says that he'd be glad to pull the trigger himself when Starscream turns out to be a Decepticon spy. He's still got some resentment there over Smokescreen's "death".

More fighting, then Hot Shot makes rude allegations concerning Starscream's relationship with Megatron. The terms "lover's spat" and "lousy in bed" are used. Starscream pins Hot Shot to the cliff wall and is about to do everything short of killing him, when he decides to refute the allegations. Gropage ensues.

[tactile_contact]

*falls over and dies from the Prime icon* XD

I'm RP, bitch!

[oasis_pink_peng]

yeah, the Prime Icon kills me.'

For the game:

"I told you NO!"

Energon
Decepticons

Re: I'm RP, bitch!

[seiberwing]

You see, this is why you should never let Snowcat decide where you should go for vacation time. Because he will automatically choose Blizzard Planet, and he will automatically decide that you should all come skiing with him. And, not having skis, you should tranform and be used as Demolisher's sled.

This is all, of course, why you decided to toss him in a snowbank and hang out on the beach at Jungle Planet.

[deeleit]

"..And Then The Kitchen Blew Up"

Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter (Marauders or AU)

^_^

[seiberwing]

Mmm, not too good at Harry Potter, but I can give it a half-decent shot...

Sirus and Remus, currently students at Hogwarts, decide to pop down to the kitchen and bug the house elves into getting them a midnight snack. Unfortunatly, the elves are all out on some strange elf-related mission. So they must make themselves their own snacks.

This all goes fine until they accidentally lock themselves in the pantry which is magicked to be like the inside of a Muggle freezer. Sirus becomes canine and Remus cuddles with him for warmth until they think of the proper and as-yet unnamed spell to get out. While this spell is successful, the rest of the kitchen pays the price.

The entire story is told by Remus and Sirus alternatly as they explain to one of the teachers what happened to the kitchen and why Remus is wearing most of Sirus' clothes.

[deeleit]

Tee hee hee! YAY!

Thanks! You did quite beautifully at HP ^_^

[seiberwing]

*grin* I've read the books, at least, but I didn't know if that would be enough. Then again, a lot of people seem to be able to write fanfiction sans any knowledge of the fandom at all, so I figure I'm safe.