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How to study for your test on the French Revolution:
[20:31] sireggylot: *nod*
[20:35] SpidergirlV: France: Daddy! The debt is scaring us!
[20:35] sireggylot: lol
[20:36] SpidergirlV: King: Give me a little of your allowance and I'll fix it.
[20:36] SpidergirlV: Assembly of Notables: Okay. But only if we get to say what dinner is every night. And we always want pizza.
[20:36] SpidergirlV: King: *sweatdrop* Never mind.
[20:36] sireggylot: XD
[20:37] SpidergirlV: *calls family meeting*
[20:37] sireggylot: We're working together for the project, by the way
[20:38] sireggylot: And making a photocomic
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Estates General: So what do we do?
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Baby 3rd Estate: We want more power. There's a lot more of us, and our big brothers are mean!
[20:39] SpidergirlV: King: All right, so we'll have more babies in the third estate. But you all still vote as a block.
[20:39] SpidergirlV: 3rd Estate: *cries*
[20:47] SpidergirlV: Abbe de Sieyes: Like, the third estate totally rocks. It's the cool thing that makes stuff happen. We're oppressed by the man, man.
[20:48] SpidergirlV: Estates General: *meets*
[20:48] SpidergirlV: Estates 1 and 2: Let's talk taxes, mon amis.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: Estate 3: No! We want to talk about lots of stuff.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: 1 and 2: Taxes first.
[20:55] SpidergirlV: National Assembly: *started meeting alone at night*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: King: You guys suck! *locks commons room doors*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: Tennis Court: *gets oath to write constitution*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: King: Oops. *calls in troops*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, in Paris.
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Bread: *riots*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Politicos: Hey! There's guns in the Bastille! And prisoners!
[21:09] SpidergirlV: Bastille: *is stormed* :'C
[21:09] sireggylot: Prisoners: Hey! There are seven of us here!
[21:10] sireggylot: Politicos: Seven? *cry*
[21:10] SpidergirlV: Marquis de Sade: *sneaks off and is pervy elsewhere*
[21:10] SpidergirlV: Peasants: So, this "feudal contract" thingie says we have to do what the lord says. And them Parisians are doing what they want. I know! Let's destroy the contract! *go about burning books and stuff*
[21:12] sireggylot: Contracts: *Don't exist*
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Lafayette: Uh huh. I'm prez of the Nat. Ass. I rock.
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Nobles: *give up feudal rights* It's the cool thing to do!
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Then, the October Days.
[21:12] SpidergirlV: Women: *march to Versaille* Why do we need this cannon again?
[21:12] sireggylot: Cannon: I'm pretty!
[21:13] SpidergirlV: Louis XVI: Yes, you are. You're so pretty that I'm going to come out here and pet you while I talk to all these nice people with weaponry.
[21:13] sireggylot: Women: The king is talking to us? Cool! We can go home now.
[21:13] SpidergirlV: King: You can stay the night. But I get to keep the cannon in my room.
[21:13] SpidergirlV: Next morning....
[21:14] SpidergirlV: Peasants: Hey, king! Come back to Paris. *drags king to Paris*
[21:14] sireggylot: King: But my pants!
[21:14] SpidergirlV: Pants: ;_;
[21:15] SpidergirlV: Assignats: Hey, we're paper. Cool. Less debt!
[21:15] sireggylot: San Cullotes: King no need pants!
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Constitutional Assembly: We're like the National Assembly reloaded.
[21:16] sireggylot: Version 2, yo
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Monarchists: King good!
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Girondins: King is a little good, ya? But constitutions are good too.
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Jacobins: Republics, yo!
[21:17] sireggylot: Anarchists: We're an autonimous collective
[21:17] SpidergirlV: Cordeliers: No! Greek Democracy!
[21:17] SpidergirlV: Church property: *is nationalized*
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Nobility: *is abolished* Now we're all citizens.
[21:21] SpidergirlV: Clergy: *has Civil Constitution of the Clergy* So we have to be take loyalty oaths and be servants of the state,not the pope? Suxxorz! *now out of work*
[21:21] SpidergirlV: Parlemont: *are abolished*
[21:22] SpidergirlV: King: Run away! *flies to Varenes* *is caught* Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have had my face on the coins.
[21:22] sireggylot: Coins: But we're pretty
[21:22] SpidergirlV: Constitution: *dies* *mostly*
[21:23] SpidergirlV: Reactionary monarchists and churchmen: Run away!
[21:24] SpidergirlV: King of Austria and Prussia: Check this, the Declaration of Pillnitz. We're invading France out of the goodness of our hearts to put the nice king back and his throne. Aren't we generous?
[21:25] SpidergirlV: Girondins: *accept new constitution and form Legislative Assembly* War on Austria!
[21:25] SpidergirlV: Sans-culottes: You know what? This war sucks. Get the king! *invade Tuilleries*
[21:26] sireggylot: Austria and Prussia: *tap feet* We're still here you know
[21:27] SpidergirlV: Jean-Paul Marat: I have electricity! Oh, and I'm the friend of the people. Strike down the government!
[20:31] sireggylot: *nod*
[20:35] SpidergirlV: France: Daddy! The debt is scaring us!
[20:35] sireggylot: lol
[20:36] SpidergirlV: King: Give me a little of your allowance and I'll fix it.
[20:36] SpidergirlV: Assembly of Notables: Okay. But only if we get to say what dinner is every night. And we always want pizza.
[20:36] SpidergirlV: King: *sweatdrop* Never mind.
[20:36] sireggylot: XD
[20:37] SpidergirlV: *calls family meeting*
[20:37] sireggylot: We're working together for the project, by the way
[20:38] sireggylot: And making a photocomic
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Estates General: So what do we do?
[20:38] SpidergirlV: Baby 3rd Estate: We want more power. There's a lot more of us, and our big brothers are mean!
[20:39] SpidergirlV: King: All right, so we'll have more babies in the third estate. But you all still vote as a block.
[20:39] SpidergirlV: 3rd Estate: *cries*
[20:47] SpidergirlV: Abbe de Sieyes: Like, the third estate totally rocks. It's the cool thing that makes stuff happen. We're oppressed by the man, man.
[20:48] SpidergirlV: Estates General: *meets*
[20:48] SpidergirlV: Estates 1 and 2: Let's talk taxes, mon amis.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: Estate 3: No! We want to talk about lots of stuff.
[20:49] SpidergirlV: 1 and 2: Taxes first.
[20:55] SpidergirlV: National Assembly: *started meeting alone at night*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: King: You guys suck! *locks commons room doors*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: Tennis Court: *gets oath to write constitution*
[20:59] SpidergirlV: King: Oops. *calls in troops*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Meanwhile, in Paris.
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Bread: *riots*
[21:08] SpidergirlV: Politicos: Hey! There's guns in the Bastille! And prisoners!
[21:09] SpidergirlV: Bastille: *is stormed* :'C
[21:09] sireggylot: Prisoners: Hey! There are seven of us here!
[21:10] sireggylot: Politicos: Seven? *cry*
[21:10] SpidergirlV: Marquis de Sade: *sneaks off and is pervy elsewhere*
[21:10] SpidergirlV: Peasants: So, this "feudal contract" thingie says we have to do what the lord says. And them Parisians are doing what they want. I know! Let's destroy the contract! *go about burning books and stuff*
[21:12] sireggylot: Contracts: *Don't exist*
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Lafayette: Uh huh. I'm prez of the Nat. Ass. I rock.
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Nobles: *give up feudal rights* It's the cool thing to do!
[21:11] SpidergirlV: Then, the October Days.
[21:12] SpidergirlV: Women: *march to Versaille* Why do we need this cannon again?
[21:12] sireggylot: Cannon: I'm pretty!
[21:13] SpidergirlV: Louis XVI: Yes, you are. You're so pretty that I'm going to come out here and pet you while I talk to all these nice people with weaponry.
[21:13] sireggylot: Women: The king is talking to us? Cool! We can go home now.
[21:13] SpidergirlV: King: You can stay the night. But I get to keep the cannon in my room.
[21:13] SpidergirlV: Next morning....
[21:14] SpidergirlV: Peasants: Hey, king! Come back to Paris. *drags king to Paris*
[21:14] sireggylot: King: But my pants!
[21:14] SpidergirlV: Pants: ;_;
[21:15] SpidergirlV: Assignats: Hey, we're paper. Cool. Less debt!
[21:15] sireggylot: San Cullotes: King no need pants!
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Constitutional Assembly: We're like the National Assembly reloaded.
[21:16] sireggylot: Version 2, yo
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Monarchists: King good!
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Girondins: King is a little good, ya? But constitutions are good too.
[21:16] SpidergirlV: Jacobins: Republics, yo!
[21:17] sireggylot: Anarchists: We're an autonimous collective
[21:17] SpidergirlV: Cordeliers: No! Greek Democracy!
[21:17] SpidergirlV: Church property: *is nationalized*
[21:19] SpidergirlV: Nobility: *is abolished* Now we're all citizens.
[21:21] SpidergirlV: Clergy: *has Civil Constitution of the Clergy* So we have to be take loyalty oaths and be servants of the state,not the pope? Suxxorz! *now out of work*
[21:21] SpidergirlV: Parlemont: *are abolished*
[21:22] SpidergirlV: King: Run away! *flies to Varenes* *is caught* Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have had my face on the coins.
[21:22] sireggylot: Coins: But we're pretty
[21:22] SpidergirlV: Constitution: *dies* *mostly*
[21:23] SpidergirlV: Reactionary monarchists and churchmen: Run away!
[21:24] SpidergirlV: King of Austria and Prussia: Check this, the Declaration of Pillnitz. We're invading France out of the goodness of our hearts to put the nice king back and his throne. Aren't we generous?
[21:25] SpidergirlV: Girondins: *accept new constitution and form Legislative Assembly* War on Austria!
[21:25] SpidergirlV: Sans-culottes: You know what? This war sucks. Get the king! *invade Tuilleries*
[21:26] sireggylot: Austria and Prussia: *tap feet* We're still here you know
[21:27] SpidergirlV: Jean-Paul Marat: I have electricity! Oh, and I'm the friend of the people. Strike down the government!