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I shouldn’t be on here when I’m still getting over a migraine and feeling chilled when everyone else in the building feels fine, but I wanted to flaunt my new icon(it’s from Koi’s pic). So far it’s broken three brains, and I think I’ve mildly disturbed viragostonewall, which is a pretty big deal.
[23:47] Pepper: I ph34r the Armadafic world.
[23:48] Seiberwing: There's a little island of goodfic, surrounded by an ocean of badfic infested by Mary Sue jellyfish and fangirl sharks. It's scary.
[23:49] Pepper: *snrk* Interesting mental picture.
[23:49] Seiberwing: And we're sitting on the beach under the palm trees writing fics in hammocks and staying the hell away from the water. Sometimes we send Tidal Wave out to go fishing.
[23:50] Pepper: *gigglefit* And the Minicons are running around in hula skirts and coconut bras...
[23:50] Seiberwing: X-D And Sideways has a ukelele.
[23:50] Pepper: *DIES LAUGHING*
[23:51] Pepper: Hmm... Starscream could be our virgin sacrifice to the volcano. ;)
[23:52] Seiberwing: Virgin? Him? You're kidding.
[23:52] Pepper: Well, the volcano don't know that. 9.9
[23:52] Seiberwing: *snrk* True. And Prime can put on the big mask and dance around in a loincloth.
[23:53] Pepper: ...okay, my hormones just skyrocketed.
[23:53] Seiberwing: But we haven't even gotten to Megatron chained to a pair of stakes yet.
[23:54] Pepper: ...NOW STOP THAT. XD
[23:55] Seiberwing: With flowers in his horns and a skimpy outfit.
[23:55] Seiberwing: :-P <--So evil.
[23:56] Pepper: YES YOU ARE.
[23:56] Seiberwing: Yay!
[23:56] Pepper: and you just know Optimus is not going to be able to resist molesting him whilst he's helpless. 9.9
[23:57] Seiberwing: Now who's the evil one?
[23:57] Seiberwing: And all the minicons chanting/beeping while Smokscreen plays the drums and the flames rise higher and reflect off their metal in all sorts of tantalizing ways.
[23:58] Pepper: ..mmmm. *drools*
[00:01] Seiberwing: And off in the bushes we have our lovely Demolisher and Red Alert in khaki outfits and pith helmets. Red, of course, has the camera.
[00:01] Pepper: *snrk!* Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
[00:02] Seiberwing: And they creep closer and closer as the chanting grows louder, the tension in the air almost unbearable (and Megs is still hanging there with the flowers and the body paint).
[00:03] Pepper: and shinies all around!
[00:03] Seiberwing: Of course. And suddenly, the drums stop and everything falls silent.
[00:04] Seiberwing: And then Demolisher falls out of the bushes.
[00:04] Pepper: *snrk!*
[00:04] Seiberwing: Everyone stops and turns to look. Red, with horror and fear. The natives, with anger at having their ritual disrupted. And Megatron...
[00:05] Seiberwing: Damn, this thing went slashy and I didn't even do anything.
[00:06] Pepper: *snrk* You are a fangirl. Around you, things turn slashy.
[00:06] Seiberwing: Very true.
[00:06] Seiberwing: Lessee...
[00:07] Seiberwing: And Megatron, with a look of faint hope. Their eyes meet across the clearing, optics glittering in the firelight.
[00:08] Seiberwing: Until Demolisher gets tied up and stuck next to him on more stakes. Meanwhile, Red Alert is trying to gimmick some way of rescuing him, but he is only the brainy sidekick, not the handsome hero.
[00:08] Pepper: *gigglefit* So he's not having much success.
[00:09] Seiberwing: He then runs into Cyclonus, who is this crazy hermit living on the other side of the island.
[00:10] Seiberwing: And Cyclonus shows him a secret way to the volcano, with much hilarity ensuing in the process. Meanwhile (again), Demolisher's getting painted up and flowered (not deflowered, that comes later) for being sacrificed.
[00:11] Pepper: And probably protesting every minute of it.
[00:12] Seiberwing: The natives aren't listening much. A little naked baby Hot Shot comes over and stares before mommy Scavenger carts him away from the scary outsider.
[00:12] Pepper: AWWWW.
[00:13] Seiberwing: Prime makes advances on Megatron, Megatron spurns him, and he and Demolisher exchange passionate words even though they don't understand much of each other's languages. Demolisher promises to rescue him, Megatron is doubtful.
[00:13] Pepper: aww.
[00:14] Seiberwing: Back at the cave, more hilarity ensues with Cyclonus and Red Alert as they prepare a horridly elaborate device to save Demolisher.
[00:15] Seiberwing: The next night, fires are lit, masks are worn, and Demolisher and Megatron are carted back up the volcano.
[00:15] Pepper: Amid dancing in loincloths and all.
[00:16] Seiberwing: The air is getting hotter. Demolisher's head is swimming from the fumes and the chanting. He feels as if he's going to faint as they are tied to poles right in front of the volcano.
[00:17] Seiberwing: Prime says a lot of words in a language that no one understands, probably including himself. Demolisher feels helpless and then...
[00:17] Pepper: *leans forward...!*
[00:18] Seiberwing: He feels a light touch on his hand. Megatron turns to him, his beautiful painted islander face sadly smiling at him. Demolisher takes his hand and grins back, suddenly full of hope.
[00:18] Pepper: awww.
[00:19] Seiberwing: Prime finishes his chanting and the islanders make ready to push them into the volcano. They tilt, tilt, fall.....
[00:19] Seiberwing: And find themselves hanging from a net stretched out just under the lip of the volcano. Red and Cyc came through!
[00:20] Pepper: Hooray!
[00:21] Seiberwing: Naturally, Prime isn't too happy about this. The islanders attack, but Red manages to cut Demolisher free. Demolisher commences the aft-kicking while smart but wimpy Red Alert tries to free Megatron and Cyc just sort of hops around.
[00:22] Seiberwing: Then Prime comes up behind Demolisher with a big-ass knife and starts flailing away. Demolisher dodges the knife, but it's for certain he won't last long.
[00:22] Seiberwing: He trips over a root specially placed there for dramatic effect and falls to the ground, helpless. There is an evil glint in Prime's eyes as he raises the knife.
[00:23] Pepper: *omg the tension!*
[00:24] Seiberwing: Just when it seems all is lost, there is a high-pitched (though, strangely enough, deep voiced) jungle yell and Megatron slams into Prime, knocking him away from Demolisher. He grapples with Prime, and Demolisher joins in to help. All this time, they are getting closer and closer to the mouth of the volcano.
[00:25] Pepper: omg drama!
[00:27] Seiberwing: Prime flails and knocks Megatron away. He falls over the edge, clinging by his fingertips. Demolisher tries to save him, but Prime holds him back, laughing wildly. As Megatron struggles to hang on, Demolisher finds himself full of strength. He punches Prime, one, two, and Prime falls.
[00:27] Seiberwing: Demolisher manages to grab Megatron's hand right as he loses his grip. With the help of Red and Cyc (hey, Megs is a big guy), they manage to pull him to safety.
[00:27] Seiberwing: But wait!
[00:28] Pepper: *waits*
[00:30] Seiberwing: Prime is getting back up again, a murderous look on his masked and painted face. He picks up the knife and charges at them, but he slips. He lands on a outcropping that is not as strong as it looks, and falls.
[00:30] Pepper: ohnoes!
[00:30] Seiberwing: The islanders begin chanting again. The volcano god has been satisfied. Cyclonus cackles. Red Alert faints.
[00:30] Pepper: Hooray!
[00:31] Seiberwing: Demolisher pulls Megatron close to him, their hands intertwining. He gets up on his tiptoes, he bends down, and they kiss. Fade to black.
[00:32] Pepper: And the audience cheers!
[00:32] Seiberwing: *bows*
[23:47] Pepper: I ph34r the Armadafic world.
[23:48] Seiberwing: There's a little island of goodfic, surrounded by an ocean of badfic infested by Mary Sue jellyfish and fangirl sharks. It's scary.
[23:49] Pepper: *snrk* Interesting mental picture.
[23:49] Seiberwing: And we're sitting on the beach under the palm trees writing fics in hammocks and staying the hell away from the water. Sometimes we send Tidal Wave out to go fishing.
[23:50] Pepper: *gigglefit* And the Minicons are running around in hula skirts and coconut bras...
[23:50] Seiberwing: X-D And Sideways has a ukelele.
[23:50] Pepper: *DIES LAUGHING*
[23:51] Pepper: Hmm... Starscream could be our virgin sacrifice to the volcano. ;)
[23:52] Seiberwing: Virgin? Him? You're kidding.
[23:52] Pepper: Well, the volcano don't know that. 9.9
[23:52] Seiberwing: *snrk* True. And Prime can put on the big mask and dance around in a loincloth.
[23:53] Pepper: ...okay, my hormones just skyrocketed.
[23:53] Seiberwing: But we haven't even gotten to Megatron chained to a pair of stakes yet.
[23:54] Pepper: ...NOW STOP THAT. XD
[23:55] Seiberwing: With flowers in his horns and a skimpy outfit.
[23:55] Seiberwing: :-P <--So evil.
[23:56] Pepper: YES YOU ARE.
[23:56] Seiberwing: Yay!
[23:56] Pepper: and you just know Optimus is not going to be able to resist molesting him whilst he's helpless. 9.9
[23:57] Seiberwing: Now who's the evil one?
[23:57] Seiberwing: And all the minicons chanting/beeping while Smokscreen plays the drums and the flames rise higher and reflect off their metal in all sorts of tantalizing ways.
[23:58] Pepper: ..mmmm. *drools*
[00:01] Seiberwing: And off in the bushes we have our lovely Demolisher and Red Alert in khaki outfits and pith helmets. Red, of course, has the camera.
[00:01] Pepper: *snrk!* Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
[00:02] Seiberwing: And they creep closer and closer as the chanting grows louder, the tension in the air almost unbearable (and Megs is still hanging there with the flowers and the body paint).
[00:03] Pepper: and shinies all around!
[00:03] Seiberwing: Of course. And suddenly, the drums stop and everything falls silent.
[00:04] Seiberwing: And then Demolisher falls out of the bushes.
[00:04] Pepper: *snrk!*
[00:04] Seiberwing: Everyone stops and turns to look. Red, with horror and fear. The natives, with anger at having their ritual disrupted. And Megatron...
[00:05] Seiberwing: Damn, this thing went slashy and I didn't even do anything.
[00:06] Pepper: *snrk* You are a fangirl. Around you, things turn slashy.
[00:06] Seiberwing: Very true.
[00:06] Seiberwing: Lessee...
[00:07] Seiberwing: And Megatron, with a look of faint hope. Their eyes meet across the clearing, optics glittering in the firelight.
[00:08] Seiberwing: Until Demolisher gets tied up and stuck next to him on more stakes. Meanwhile, Red Alert is trying to gimmick some way of rescuing him, but he is only the brainy sidekick, not the handsome hero.
[00:08] Pepper: *gigglefit* So he's not having much success.
[00:09] Seiberwing: He then runs into Cyclonus, who is this crazy hermit living on the other side of the island.
[00:10] Seiberwing: And Cyclonus shows him a secret way to the volcano, with much hilarity ensuing in the process. Meanwhile (again), Demolisher's getting painted up and flowered (not deflowered, that comes later) for being sacrificed.
[00:11] Pepper: And probably protesting every minute of it.
[00:12] Seiberwing: The natives aren't listening much. A little naked baby Hot Shot comes over and stares before mommy Scavenger carts him away from the scary outsider.
[00:12] Pepper: AWWWW.
[00:13] Seiberwing: Prime makes advances on Megatron, Megatron spurns him, and he and Demolisher exchange passionate words even though they don't understand much of each other's languages. Demolisher promises to rescue him, Megatron is doubtful.
[00:13] Pepper: aww.
[00:14] Seiberwing: Back at the cave, more hilarity ensues with Cyclonus and Red Alert as they prepare a horridly elaborate device to save Demolisher.
[00:15] Seiberwing: The next night, fires are lit, masks are worn, and Demolisher and Megatron are carted back up the volcano.
[00:15] Pepper: Amid dancing in loincloths and all.
[00:16] Seiberwing: The air is getting hotter. Demolisher's head is swimming from the fumes and the chanting. He feels as if he's going to faint as they are tied to poles right in front of the volcano.
[00:17] Seiberwing: Prime says a lot of words in a language that no one understands, probably including himself. Demolisher feels helpless and then...
[00:17] Pepper: *leans forward...!*
[00:18] Seiberwing: He feels a light touch on his hand. Megatron turns to him, his beautiful painted islander face sadly smiling at him. Demolisher takes his hand and grins back, suddenly full of hope.
[00:18] Pepper: awww.
[00:19] Seiberwing: Prime finishes his chanting and the islanders make ready to push them into the volcano. They tilt, tilt, fall.....
[00:19] Seiberwing: And find themselves hanging from a net stretched out just under the lip of the volcano. Red and Cyc came through!
[00:20] Pepper: Hooray!
[00:21] Seiberwing: Naturally, Prime isn't too happy about this. The islanders attack, but Red manages to cut Demolisher free. Demolisher commences the aft-kicking while smart but wimpy Red Alert tries to free Megatron and Cyc just sort of hops around.
[00:22] Seiberwing: Then Prime comes up behind Demolisher with a big-ass knife and starts flailing away. Demolisher dodges the knife, but it's for certain he won't last long.
[00:22] Seiberwing: He trips over a root specially placed there for dramatic effect and falls to the ground, helpless. There is an evil glint in Prime's eyes as he raises the knife.
[00:23] Pepper: *omg the tension!*
[00:24] Seiberwing: Just when it seems all is lost, there is a high-pitched (though, strangely enough, deep voiced) jungle yell and Megatron slams into Prime, knocking him away from Demolisher. He grapples with Prime, and Demolisher joins in to help. All this time, they are getting closer and closer to the mouth of the volcano.
[00:25] Pepper: omg drama!
[00:27] Seiberwing: Prime flails and knocks Megatron away. He falls over the edge, clinging by his fingertips. Demolisher tries to save him, but Prime holds him back, laughing wildly. As Megatron struggles to hang on, Demolisher finds himself full of strength. He punches Prime, one, two, and Prime falls.
[00:27] Seiberwing: Demolisher manages to grab Megatron's hand right as he loses his grip. With the help of Red and Cyc (hey, Megs is a big guy), they manage to pull him to safety.
[00:27] Seiberwing: But wait!
[00:28] Pepper: *waits*
[00:30] Seiberwing: Prime is getting back up again, a murderous look on his masked and painted face. He picks up the knife and charges at them, but he slips. He lands on a outcropping that is not as strong as it looks, and falls.
[00:30] Pepper: ohnoes!
[00:30] Seiberwing: The islanders begin chanting again. The volcano god has been satisfied. Cyclonus cackles. Red Alert faints.
[00:30] Pepper: Hooray!
[00:31] Seiberwing: Demolisher pulls Megatron close to him, their hands intertwining. He gets up on his tiptoes, he bends down, and they kiss. Fade to black.
[00:32] Pepper: And the audience cheers!
[00:32] Seiberwing: *bows*