Aloha Fluffy!
My sister won the grand prize for Comedy Central's Aloha Fluffy sweepstakes. She invited my mom as her guest and mom invited me to accompany them. The 3 Amigos... going to Hawaii! Excited as shit but just as anxious. Guess it's about time I invest in a bathing suit for the first time in ten years, jiggly thighs be damned! Gonna do this (probably once-in-a-lifetime) vacation RIGHT!