woaaaaaaaaaah
I JUST HAD A DREAM that I was like a SECRET AGENT MAN and that random friends and people I barely know from my highschool (Jayson and Hollzi and Ed and COLLEEN and Errick and like RANDOM DUDES AND CHICKS I SEE IN THE HALLWAYS) and people from lolbuttsex (failaga was like the best assassin ever or sth lolol) and my flist were my partners (mostly people I talk to a lot lakfjdsfsD), and final was my bossu? She was all DEFEAT THIS RANDOM DUDE'S BASE HE IS EVIL and I was like OKAY!
So we like INFILTRATED A BAD ASS BASE in a HOSPITAL GRAVEYARD, and Errick and I were all like /BADASS /BEATS UP FORTY YEAR OLD VILLAINS /FUCK YEAH AWESOME by ourselves in the super spooky villianish hide out with like LAVA IN IT. Everyone else was having like these random adventures in the hospital all cool like or whatever. THERE WERE ZOMBIE DOCTORS AND SILENT HILL NURSES, WHY IS THAAAT. Also, baby dragons People were like getting strangled by INTESTINES AND SHIT and it was
so
cool
omg.
Then I got this mission to PROTECT MY TITA'S NEIGHBOR'S HAMSTER. But then the hamster got in my pocket and for some reason I had a ... blender gadget in my pocket (wtf??) so it cut the hamster up, and I was like NOOOOOOOOOO.
But then technophile was all, IT IS OKAY I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. He went up to the neighbor and said like OH GOD A CAT JUST FUCKED UP YOUR HAMSTER ROFLMAO BRB PUNTING THE CAT and he like started to kick a stuffed animal around and the lady teared up and believed him.
but then final had to be all, ಠ_ಠ ARI YOU FAIL ANYWAY
And I was all ಥ_ಥ bosssuuuuuu
THEN I WOKE UP
ok I'm going to pass out again before I have to go do chores AHAHHAHAHAHAH
So we like INFILTRATED A BAD ASS BASE in a HOSPITAL GRAVEYARD, and Errick and I were all like /BADASS /BEATS UP FORTY YEAR OLD VILLAINS /FUCK YEAH AWESOME by ourselves in the super spooky villianish hide out with like LAVA IN IT. Everyone else was having like these random adventures in the hospital all cool like or whatever. THERE WERE ZOMBIE DOCTORS AND SILENT HILL NURSES, WHY IS THAAAT. Also, baby dragons People were like getting strangled by INTESTINES AND SHIT and it was
so
cool
omg.
Then I got this mission to PROTECT MY TITA'S NEIGHBOR'S HAMSTER. But then the hamster got in my pocket and for some reason I had a ... blender gadget in my pocket (wtf??) so it cut the hamster up, and I was like NOOOOOOOOOO.
But then technophile was all, IT IS OKAY I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. He went up to the neighbor and said like OH GOD A CAT JUST FUCKED UP YOUR HAMSTER ROFLMAO BRB PUNTING THE CAT and he like started to kick a stuffed animal around and the lady teared up and believed him.
but then final had to be all, ಠ_ಠ ARI YOU FAIL ANYWAY
And I was all ಥ_ಥ bosssuuuuuu
THEN I WOKE UP
ok I'm going to pass out again before I have to go do chores AHAHHAHAHAHAH