Day 410
What part of I don't do sales don't these people understand??? There was a reason I left retail, and now they want me to sell insurance. Yeah like my sales pitch would be effective.
Hey Dumbass like to gamble, here buy this, It's insurance you know your gambling that you won't get sick, injured or die. Yeah the kicker is you only get paid by losing, You know getting sick, or injured and dying. Woot good times.
That and how many times do I have to tell these people I DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN A THONG and PASTIES!!!!!!! Seriously who would really pay to see a hairy white man that can't dance in a thong and pasties?????
OK Don't answer that I don't want to know.
Oh and in other news... Yeah I've been trying to drown the people who are the cause of my unemployment via a voodoo. I keep throwing the Dolls in the toilet and the bubbles don't even start much less stop... Damn cheap Internet voodoo dolls... :(
Hey Dumbass like to gamble, here buy this, It's insurance you know your gambling that you won't get sick, injured or die. Yeah the kicker is you only get paid by losing, You know getting sick, or injured and dying. Woot good times.
That and how many times do I have to tell these people I DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN A THONG and PASTIES!!!!!!! Seriously who would really pay to see a hairy white man that can't dance in a thong and pasties?????
OK Don't answer that I don't want to know.
Oh and in other news... Yeah I've been trying to drown the people who are the cause of my unemployment via a voodoo. I keep throwing the Dolls in the toilet and the bubbles don't even start much less stop... Damn cheap Internet voodoo dolls... :(