Beer recomendations for the beer hater....
OK here's the general question...
I hate beer it's nasty vile stuff.
I'm one of these people that is highly sensitive to carbon or smoke
so beers and coffee are out due to the burnt taste.
now I know that beer is not burnt, but in fact several of the ingredients are roasted
to bring out its flavor, much like coffee... burnt I say
Here's the kicker.... My doctor told me to drink beer.
In fact he recommended drinking a large amount of beer...
Now I know your going O.o why is a doctor recommending someone to drink large
quantity of an alcoholic substance????
Well I have been blessed with understanding what labor is like for the fairer of the sexes.
I have an organically produced inorganic mass roughly the size of a NO2 pencil eraser in my body
now I'm talking the entire eraser even the part under the metal retaining ring...
And thats whats left after being blasted by sound waves to break the fucker not once, but twice...
But nope My mutant body has produced something that is partially comprised of vibranium and refuses
to break-up....
So the Doctor says that the medication I'm on in conjunction with beer tend to have a super effect
on helping peoples body to eject these objects of difficult size.
Which is preferred to the alternative...At this point the doctor gets to play star wars and send
a high powered laser into an EXIT ONLY part of the male anatomy
Now that the back story is done... Can any of the beer conosuers out there recommend some Non-beer
tasting beers???
So Far I have tried a Sea Dog Bluepaw -- Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale
Now this is a surprisingly non-hoppy ale with a pleasant blueberry aroma.
Pretty much it tastes like wet cardboard with a blueberry after taste.
Overall I'd drink it if there was nothing else, but it's not something I'd buy again
If your and adventurous type that likes fruity beers give it a try @~$2/bottle it's not overly priced.
I hate beer it's nasty vile stuff.
I'm one of these people that is highly sensitive to carbon or smoke
so beers and coffee are out due to the burnt taste.
now I know that beer is not burnt, but in fact several of the ingredients are roasted
to bring out its flavor, much like coffee... burnt I say
Here's the kicker.... My doctor told me to drink beer.
In fact he recommended drinking a large amount of beer...
Now I know your going O.o why is a doctor recommending someone to drink large
quantity of an alcoholic substance????
Well I have been blessed with understanding what labor is like for the fairer of the sexes.
I have an organically produced inorganic mass roughly the size of a NO2 pencil eraser in my body
now I'm talking the entire eraser even the part under the metal retaining ring...
And thats whats left after being blasted by sound waves to break the fucker not once, but twice...
But nope My mutant body has produced something that is partially comprised of vibranium and refuses
to break-up....
So the Doctor says that the medication I'm on in conjunction with beer tend to have a super effect
on helping peoples body to eject these objects of difficult size.
Which is preferred to the alternative...At this point the doctor gets to play star wars and send
a high powered laser into an EXIT ONLY part of the male anatomy
Now that the back story is done... Can any of the beer conosuers out there recommend some Non-beer
tasting beers???
So Far I have tried a Sea Dog Bluepaw -- Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale
Now this is a surprisingly non-hoppy ale with a pleasant blueberry aroma.
Pretty much it tastes like wet cardboard with a blueberry after taste.
Overall I'd drink it if there was nothing else, but it's not something I'd buy again
If your and adventurous type that likes fruity beers give it a try @~$2/bottle it's not overly priced.