Kirk vs. the Excessive Machine
Comment ficlet for a Star Trek/Barbarella crossover prompt.
The original prompt can be found here on st_xi_kink.
The ficlet is a reimagining of this famous scene with nu!Kirk.
KIRK: What’s this?
DURAND DURAND: This is my Excessive Machine. The piece is called “Sonata for Executioner and several young persons”.
KIRK: Hmm … that’s kinda nice.
DURAND DURAND: Yes, it is - at first. But wait till the tune changes - you’ll change your tune, too.
When we reach the crescendo, you die - of pleasure.
…
…
*PFFFTT!*
*BOOM*
DURAND DURAND: Wretched boy, what have you done? You’ve undone my Excessive Machine! You’ve undone me! … Have you no shame? You’ll pay for this…
KIRK: *kayoes Durand*
Yeah, yeah, whatever …
Scotty, beam down to my coordinates immediately. There’s a machine down here that has to be repaired ASAP.
The original prompt can be found here on st_xi_kink.
The ficlet is a reimagining of this famous scene with nu!Kirk.
KIRK: What’s this?
DURAND DURAND: This is my Excessive Machine. The piece is called “Sonata for Executioner and several young persons”.
KIRK: Hmm … that’s kinda nice.
DURAND DURAND: Yes, it is - at first. But wait till the tune changes - you’ll change your tune, too.
When we reach the crescendo, you die - of pleasure.
…
…
*PFFFTT!*
*BOOM*
DURAND DURAND: Wretched boy, what have you done? You’ve undone my Excessive Machine! You’ve undone me! … Have you no shame? You’ll pay for this…
KIRK: *kayoes Durand*
Yeah, yeah, whatever …
Scotty, beam down to my coordinates immediately. There’s a machine down here that has to be repaired ASAP.