55 - The world is not enough
So I'm not exactly the best PR kinda guy, I think, but I wanted to let you guys know there's some ~*exciting*~ new features at the bar! [Pause.] Go on, get excited and ask what they are, I can wait.
[Pause.]
Okay I'll just tell you. There's two swanky machines on the main floor of the bar now. One's a fortune teller--drop in a coin and get your future read~ It's like a fortune cookie without the bland stale cookie part. The other is a claw machine. You know, the kind where you use the claw to pluck a garish stuffed animal from the teeming mountain of plushes to impress your significant other. The exciting part about it is the glass is frosted, so you can't see what you're getting, but you're guaranteed to get something every time, so [pause.] Come try your luck. Or you could just play cards with me, if you're looking to spend more money. [Smirky smiley face here.]
And for crying out loud, don't try and cheat the machines by sticking your hand up the prize shoot or anything. Remember I can set you on fire.
[[ooc! this is something that was set up by Orca ages ago and is now being implemented. an ooc info post is coming, but this is just the IC introduction of these new machines; they will be another means of getting your kids significant items/info/even memory crystals, but you'll need to go through the proper channels to get those things. for the time being, all you'll get is a random standard fortune (of your choosing) from the fortune machine, and one of The Usual Things (of your choosing) from the UFO catcher. anybody's welcome to partake, it just costs one coin to use them. have fun!]]
[Pause.]
Okay I'll just tell you. There's two swanky machines on the main floor of the bar now. One's a fortune teller--drop in a coin and get your future read~ It's like a fortune cookie without the bland stale cookie part. The other is a claw machine. You know, the kind where you use the claw to pluck a garish stuffed animal from the teeming mountain of plushes to impress your significant other. The exciting part about it is the glass is frosted, so you can't see what you're getting, but you're guaranteed to get something every time, so [pause.] Come try your luck. Or you could just play cards with me, if you're looking to spend more money. [Smirky smiley face here.]
And for crying out loud, don't try and cheat the machines by sticking your hand up the prize shoot or anything. Remember I can set you on fire.
[[ooc! this is something that was set up by Orca ages ago and is now being implemented. an ooc info post is coming, but this is just the IC introduction of these new machines; they will be another means of getting your kids significant items/info/even memory crystals, but you'll need to go through the proper channels to get those things. for the time being, all you'll get is a random standard fortune (of your choosing) from the fortune machine, and one of The Usual Things (of your choosing) from the UFO catcher. anybody's welcome to partake, it just costs one coin to use them. have fun!]]