003 - (Now now) why don't you get a job?

[seeya_next_life]

...So what sort of work is there for a tall scrawny guy who really hates working? I get evicted on Monday. Well this sucks... Can't I just borrow someone's couch?

[[strikes baaaarely legible if you squint and hold the journal like a centimeter from your face.]]

Comments

[madeofswords]

Begging.

[seeya_next_life]

Ohay! Everyone had been so nice so far--I knew it was too good to be true. My very first jerkface! Oh, I feel fully initiated now.

[madeofswords]

It's unreasonable to think that you'd get off so easily, trying to make money without any effort.

I spoke an honest option.

[seeya_next_life]

Hey, you never know 'til you ask. Unreasonable or otherwise, how do you know you can't get off easy unless you try? I'm only an overachiever in the field of laziness.

[madeofswords]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

It dulls your habits when you may need to work hard, later.

[seeya_next_life]

I suppose... But why work hard when I don't have to just because I may need to later? I'd rather nap.

[madeofswords]

At the very least, you're consistent.

[seeya_next_life]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[madeofswords]

You shouldn't. Laziness is a terrible habit.

[The eternal old man.]

[seeya_next_life]

So is working too hard. Good way to die early. Bad for the blood pressure.