Title: Who´s singing now (bitch)?
Author:
seewhoiamPairing: Mohinder/Sylar
Characters: Mohinder, Sylar,
Adam Levine Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah blah.
Rating: PG
Summary: Pure crack. Sylar and Mohinder go to a Maroon 5 concert, Mohinder ignores Sylar, Sylar gets angry, and he does karaoke, among other things.
Mohinder felt that they were doing something useful, they were just getting started but he knew that with more time they could save hundreds of "special" people from Sylar. The first time he had seen Zane he´d thought he was somehow peculiar, but the more time he spent with him the more he was realizing that they both wanted the same things and shared a lot more than just their hatred for Sylar. It was enough for Mohinder. Besides, he liked Zane, he was cute. The first time he´d met him he´d thought he was peculiar, now he just thought he was cute.
Sylar knew that soon he would get Mohinder to show him the list. But, although it was strange, he wasn´t in a hurry, Mohinder could seem to be a geek at first but once you got to know him a little bit more he was an okay guy. Sylar liked his company, which didn´t mean he had changed his mind about the whole killing him once he got the list thing though, it´s just that it was nice talking to someone without that person accussing you of killing someone or wanting to eat his brain.
They had been driving almost all day, but it was getting dark and they were tired so they decided to stay in the first motel they saw on their way, so that´s what they did.
They got out of the car, took the few stuff they were carrying and headed to the motel reception. The door was closed, so they knocked on it and waited to someone to come open it. An old woman came downstairs and opened it, Sylar went in and told Mohinder to wait outside.
"What´s it gonna be boy?"- asked the woman.
"Two single rooms, thank you."
"You sure?"- said the woman raising an eyebrow and giving Mohinder, who was still outside, a funny look.
"Eh..."
Sylar looked at Mohinder. And for the first time, he felt something strange. Sylar moistened his lips unconsciously. Could it be that...? Nah.. thought Sylar trying to make those thoughts go away.
"So?"- insisted the woman.
"Yeah... I´m sure."
Sadly.
The old woman gave him the room keys and Sylar headed to the door.
"Hey!"- said the woman calling him.
Sylar turned over and the woman gave him a pamphlet.
"In case you boys wanna have a good time."
Sylar took it and went outside to meet Mohinder. The pamphlet announced a concert at the bar that was in front of the motel, just across the road. Maroon 5 were perfoming that night.
"What took you so long?"- asked Mohinder.
"Nothing really, I think the woman inside thought we were a couple."- laughed Sylar.
"Oh..."- said Mohinder looking away.
"Are you blushing?"
"What? Of course not you silly. Why would I?"
Well that´s odd, thought Sylar. Could it be that...? Nah.
"Hey, are you tired?"- asked Sylar.
"Not neccessarily, why?"
"Well, just thought you´d like to go to this thing."
Mohinder´s face changed the moment he saw the pamphlet . Sylar had heard him humming It makes me wonder like a hundred times since they´d been on the road.
"You like those guys right?"- asked Sylar.
"Umm well yeah, kind of."
"Mohinder, you don´t need to pretend, you LOVE that group"
"So what if I do? Adam Levine is so... I mean, the music is good."
"So you wanna go?"
"Depends, do you?"
"Yeah why not, let me get changed first."
They went to their rooms. Sylar missed his black coat, but that wasn´t really Zane´s style for what he had seen so he chose a black shirt that would probably do the trick. Once he was ready he went out of his room and knocked on Mohinder´s.
"I´m coming!"
When Mohinder opened the door they both checked each other with curiosity. Mohinder was wearing that pink shirt that Sylar loved, which he obviously never would say out loud.
-"Hello gorgeous."- said Sylar.
It was at that very exact moment that Sylar decided to stop containing those thoughts he had been having for a while now. Mohinder turned him on, that´s it, he had said it. And was that wrong? Of course not, who said he couldn´t enjoy himself (or Mohinder for that matter) a little before killing him? It had been so long since he´d had a decent night of wild sex, and something told him that Mohinder could be interested as well.
Mohinder smiled at his comment.
"You´re too cute."
Sylar laughed. That was probably the first time ever that someone had called a crazy serial killer cute. Cool.
They exited the motel and crossed the road, they could hear the music from outside the bar. It wasn´t a big bar, probably just one more of those with a pool table and little else. They went inside, the bar was kind of crowded but there was still space for some more people.
There was a free table just next to the little stage that was in the middle of the bar. The music was playing but it seemed that the group hadn´t made their appearance yet. Sylar told Mohinder to find a free table and taking him by his thigh gently he whispered.
"I´m gonna go get some drinks, I´ll be with you right away."
Mohinder sat on one of the wood chairs and waited.
It seemed that most of the people were waiting at the bar to get drinks, Sylar didn´t like to wait, but he couldn´t just kill 20 people to get a couple of drinks... could he? Well, he obviously could, but at that moment he preferred to pretend to be normal and just push aside everyone on his way.
All of a sudden everyone got up and started clapping, the group had just gone on the stage.
How dare you say that my behaviour is unacceptable
So condescending unnecessarily critical
I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle
Adam Levine started singing. And Mohinder couldn´t take his eyes off of him.
Sylar managed to get two beers just before the group started singing. Trying to control himself and not kill half of the people around him he made his way to their table.
"Did you miss me?"- asked Sylar.
Mohinder didn´t even bother to answer.
"Mohinder?"
"Shhh"- that was the only thing that came out of Mohinder´s mouth. He didn´t even look at him. Sylar looked at the stage, that singer guy was totally eating Mohinder with his eyes, the asshole. Again, he made an effort to control himself. The concert wouldn´t last for long and Mohinder would be his the rest of the night, he´d make sure of that.
I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
Almost TWO HOURS. God this is so boring. I´m gonna kill that guy. And after that I´m gonna kill Mohinder, yeah. Well, first I´ll fuck him, I can kill him later... He´s been ignoring me FOR TWO HOURS, who does he think he is? I´m Sylar, no one IGNORES me. Fuck. What am I doing? Just concentrate, you´re so close to the list now, you can´t have any other distractions. But Mohinder is...
Sylar put his hands on his head trying to make his thoughts go away. And finally, the concert finished.
"Well, that was truly great, don´t you think?"- asked Mohinder noticing him for the first time in those two hours.
"Oh, are you talking to me?"- Sylar looked surprised.
"Don´t tell me you didn´t like it!"
"Well if you´re asking me if I like being..."
But before Sylar could finish he heard another voice on top of his.
"Hey"
Adam Fucking Levine was there, TALKING TO MOHINDER. What the...
"H-h-i"
And once again, Mohinder forgot that Sylar even existed.
"Am I interrupting something?"-
"Well, now that you say it.."- started Sylar.
"What? This? Of course not, it´s just a friend."- answered Mohinder quickly.
Now Sylar was angry, VERY angry.
"I´m Adam."- he said shaking Mohinder´s hand.
"Yeah, I know. I´m Mohinder."
"So... you wanna go somewhere more private?"
Mohinder looked at Sylar and this one tried to put his sexiest look on his face, that Adam guy was nothing from another world, if only Sylar had his black coat...
"Zane you don´t mind, do you?"
Great. The sexy look didn´t seem to have worked.
Before Sylar could answer Mohinder was already getting his coat to go with Adam.
Sylar stood up as well and grabbed Mohinder´s arm.
"What the fuck do you think you´re doing? Are you nuts?"
"What are you talking about Zane?"- said Mohinder calmly.
"Well! Isn´t it obvious? You´re gonna go with him? You don´t EVEN know him!"
"He´s a famous singer Zane, I´ll be alright."
"Well, then I´m coming with you."
"You know I wouldn´t mind if it wasn´t because he only asked me. I´m sorry."
"What if he is a serial killer? Or worse, what if...?"
"Zane listen to me, there are no serial killers in here, stop worrying. I´ll be back soon."
And so Mohinder disappeared through the door with Adam.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
After four beers and almost ten different guys hitting on him Sylar decided to return to the motel. There was no sign of Mohinder so he went straight to his room. He sat on the bed and waited, Mohinder had to come back at some point.
Sylar closed his eyes and tried to relax. If Mohinder came back, he would know. His brand new super hearing power was useful like that.
Sylar didn´t know how much time had passed when he suddenly heard footsteps coming from the other side of the wall. He came out of his room just to see Mohinder´s door closing behind him. He approached the door and listened. Adam was in there with Mohinder. Sylar freaked out, and the fact that he could hear them kissing didn´t help much.
That´s it Levine, you are so dead.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mohinder was a little drunk, well maybe more than a little when he had invited Adam to go to his room. And now they were totally making out.
When they were almost naked and getting ready for... you know what, the telephone started ringing. They were obviously busy at the moment so neither of them bothered to answer, the problem was that the damn thing kept ringing so Mohinder finally answered the call.
"It´s for you Adam, your manager is downstairs, he wants to talk to you."
"Well, that´s weird. I´ll go see what he wants, but I´ll be right up."
Adam took his clothes and ran downstairs.
There was no light at the motel reception.
"Hello?"
Nothing.
Adam tried to turn on the lights but they didn´t seem to be working. Then someone started singing softly.
I'm gonna kill you
Gotta bust you up
I'm gonna cut you up
I'm gonna kill you
"Who´s there?"- Adam kept asking.
Sylar raised his voice.
....
Gonna smash
I'm going to cut you up
Gonna beat
Gonna cut your pretty face all up...
Sylar made it quick, he didn´t have much time. He opened Levine´s head up and well, the next part is always a little disturbing for those of you who are reading so we´ll skip it. Adam didn´t even have time to scream.
"Who´s singing now?"- laughed Sylar.
All of a sudden the lights turned on.
"Zane? What are you...?"
Since Adam had been gone for a while Mohinder had decided to go look for him. Bad idea.
"Oh my god. What did you do?"- said Mohinder looking at Adam´s dead body.
Oh, fuck the plan.
"Isn´t it obvious?"- said Sylar.
"It´s been you all along. How have I been so blind? God."
"Well, can´t blame yourself can you? I´m a good actor. Not to mention pretty."- said Sylar smiling.
"You think this is funny don´t you?"
"Yeah, kinda. But don´t look at me like that, HE was asking for it."
"Was he? Did my father ask for it too?"
"Well yeah, I mean no! But... Don´t do that!"
"Do what?"
"Turn everything against me! You should be all over me now, don´t you go to the movies? Some people would call this romantic."
"Great. So now killing someone´s father and date is what you´d call romantic? You´re crazy Sylar."
"YES! Crazy for you!"
"Oh."
Mohinder didn´t say anything for what seemed an eternity.
"So, you really like me?"
"Yes! That´s what I´ve been trying to say!"
Mohinder´s face turned red.
"But... I couldn´t possibly..."
Sylar started closing the distance between them but Mohinder stepped back.
"You´re still a murderer!"
"Oh here we go. Now I´m a murderer, and you´re a scientist, so what? I don´t spend my time reminding you, do I?"
"If you´re not going to kill me, get away from me. I can´t do this. Not only did you kill my father and Adam, you lied to me! It would take a lot more than this for me to forgive you for all of this."
"Tell me, what can I do to make it up to you!"
"Well if I told you it would be too easy! I think I need a drink, you stay here and think about what you´ve done!"
And Sylar let Mohinder leave. Did he just ground me?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sylar stayed at the motel reception, meditating. Adam´s body was still there. He could hear this noise, which seemed to be someone singing... Sylar opened his eyes, it was him! He could sing! That was it!
-"Oh Adam, I could just kiss you! You know, if you weren´t dead and all."-
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Mohinder was sitting at the bar, which was almost empty, when he saw Sylar. He was talking to the DJ guy and this one gave him a microphone.
Then Sylar went on the stage, like Adam had done a couple of hours ago.
"This one´s for you!"- said Sylar looking at him.
Then, Mandy started playing.
What´s the matter, he asked me.
I killed your father, couldn´t resist.
But that wasn´t me, I was insane
I thought I needed brains
But now all I need is Mohinder!
So you came and you stopped me from killing!
And I need you today Mohinder.
Now, I know that I killed loads of people,
but I hope you forgive me Mohinder.
Mohinder couldn´t believe what his eyes were witnessing. The song went on and when it finished Sylar approached Mohinder.
"So?"- asked Sylar.
Mohinder didn´t know what to say, he was in shock.
"Are you crying Mohinder?"
"What? I´m not!!"
"Okay whatever... So, did you like it?"
"Oh Sylar, that was the most romantic thing someone´s ever done for me! How could I not like it?"
"So... do you forgive me?"
"Are you kidding? You wrote me a song! Of course I forgive you!"
"Yay!"
They both stared at each other.
"This is usually the part when we start making out."
!I guess it is... but Sylar, promise me first that you´ll never kill again!"
"But Mohinder!"
"No arguments here. Promise me or you´ll never even get to second base."-
"Okay okay, I´ll try my best."- pouted Sylar.
Sylar grabbed Mohinder and kissed him. Oh this was so worth it.
"Hey, you two get a freaking room! Yikes." shouted some guy.
Sylar broke the kiss and stared at the guy.
"Sylar, remember that you promised me."
"Oh right... Can I just shake him a little bit?"
"Well... that wouldn´t be so wrong I guess. But no killing!"
"Got it, no killing."
Sylar kissed him one more time before going after the guy.
Mohinder watched him.
"Well, isn´t he the cutest thing ever?"- sighed Mohinder.
THE END
Songs used:
It makes me Wonder, Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5
I´m gonna kill you by Gwar
Mandy, edited version by Sylar xDDD
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