why you don't piss me off at a bar
so i'm the only sober person at the bar when i work. i observe the crowd. i know what i'm looking for. i've been doing this so long i know who is going to cause trouble.
now when you go around grabbing ass of the lady patrons and complain on how you can't get a girl, that's not my problem. but when i kick you out and you give me disrespect, oh man is it on. i'll put you in a cab you refuse to pay, give the driver $50 and say, "where ever he wants to go, take him in the opposite direction. get him the fuck out of here." banned for life.
god i love my life.
now when you go around grabbing ass of the lady patrons and complain on how you can't get a girl, that's not my problem. but when i kick you out and you give me disrespect, oh man is it on. i'll put you in a cab you refuse to pay, give the driver $50 and say, "where ever he wants to go, take him in the opposite direction. get him the fuck out of here." banned for life.
god i love my life.