I didn’t kiss the deputy man - 1/1 [Drabble]
I didn’t kiss the deputy man
Rating: G, Gen
Characters: Sam, Dean, Deputy Linus
Word Count: 100 [Drabble]
Disclaimer: The characters are sadly not mine. I’m just sticking pins into Winchesters for fun and angst. Sorry about the holes!
A/N: Coda to 4.06
Sequel to: Stuck on you
Summary: Dean protests
I didn’t kiss the deputy man
You want to know the truth? Dean can’t help himself. He attracts trouble.
He eats? Food spatters everywhere.
Game of poker, or pool? He wins; they have to leave. Fast.
Women? Bad pickup lines work.
And that isn’t the half of it.
‘Why do you have seventy-two texts from someone named Linus?’
‘Tell me you didn’t?’
Nineteen-Dean fought dirty-minutes later Sam finally had his brother tied face down on the bed. A yank of the jeans, two jabs of local anaesthetic, a scalpel and some tweezers, and he was ready.
One way or another that shrapnel was history.
Rating: G, Gen
Characters: Sam, Dean, Deputy Linus
Word Count: 100 [Drabble]
Disclaimer: The characters are sadly not mine. I’m just sticking pins into Winchesters for fun and angst. Sorry about the holes!
A/N: Coda to 4.06
Sequel to: Stuck on you
Summary: Dean protests
I didn’t kiss the deputy man
You want to know the truth? Dean can’t help himself. He attracts trouble.
He eats? Food spatters everywhere.
Game of poker, or pool? He wins; they have to leave. Fast.
Women? Bad pickup lines work.
And that isn’t the half of it.
‘Why do you have seventy-two texts from someone named Linus?’
‘Tell me you didn’t?’
Nineteen-Dean fought dirty-minutes later Sam finally had his brother tied face down on the bed. A yank of the jeans, two jabs of local anaesthetic, a scalpel and some tweezers, and he was ready.
One way or another that shrapnel was history.