A Doctor a day ...

Jun 11, 2007 14:38

Dear Dr King,

Any relation? Because he totally sucks too!

Please stop calling my brother. It has been a year now since the unfortunate incident with that poor paperboy may he rot in hell. I hope he comes out of the coma soon.

As you know from the last time I talked to you after I managed to intercept your call, Dean made a fast recovery and was back hunting at work at WalMart within days of your surgery. I want you to keep your goddamn hands/mind off my brother from now on am grateful for your work patching him up.

I have blocked your number on his cell phone. Unfortunately we are no longer in Florida and there is no way in hell I am ever letting him go back there so there is no point in your continued offers to be his personal doctor. We both wish you the best in your future career as a cleaner, after I report your ass to the Medical Board for sexual harassment.

Sincerely Not!,

Sammy Winchester Hasselhoff

P.S. My brother says you have nice hair

spn

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