I live here.

Apr 07, 2023 16:34

I’m not going to try to talk to you.
I’m not going to try and be a part of your life.
That is a road that leads to my house, if you’re so averse to seeing my face, CHANGE ROUTES, dumbass, you can walk your dog literally anywhere else.
By god, that haircut is horrible. Hell, that possibly wasn’t even you and I’m talking to no one, because I could not get a positive identity under that monstrosity, no matter how much I squinted.
Also: I periodically check the obituaries to see if your mom is dead, because I hate her that much, and you too kinda for ever having made me deal with that cantankerous whore.
Happy trails, jackass!
-skald
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