I SUCK AT LIFE!
no really, i do. really.
so today was like the worst day ever. so i start my first day of summer school....LATE...because i'm the idiot that fell asleep before setting my alarm. so i wake up and try to find my schedule, and i can't, so i look online to get it really fast...but oh wait, THE SYSTEM IS DOWN. so i speed off to the university that i have no clue where my classes are or much less what they are ( i have a terrible memory). but when i get to my car, IT'S ON EMPTY...cause my crazy brother didn't fill it up like he was suppose to. so i had to cruise windows down, which is fine most of the time, but not when it's like 105 outside. so i finally pull up to the school (after making wrong turns, thus making me even later than i already am to my "class") and i have no freakin clue where to park. sooooooo i ask the nice police lady where can i park without a parking pass. she says and point right across the street. well, i go right to where she pointed and found a good open spot on the curb along with at least 20 other vehicles on the curb. so i run to the administration office to try to find out where the heck and what the heck my classes are, only to find that the whole system is down and there is nothing they can do till after 12:00. GREAT. so i wander around campus and find where the history classes are and by deductive reasoning, i pick a class to go and sit in. AN HOUR LATE. so i walk in into this class with no one i know, and the prof calls me up to the front, stopping his lecture to tell me to see him after class. i go back to the back of the room to sit and listen to a hour of crap about history. after class, i go up to the prof and he is mad. "why would you interrupt my class?" i was like, "sir, i don't know my schedule, i dont' even know if this is my class. i just remember your name and this time so i came in. i've been running around trying to find a way i could find out something for sure. i'm sorry i interrupted." so he apologized and let me go. so i leave to luckily find the right class to go to at 12:00, but only to find out that the one i went to first was the wrong one in the first place. so i embarrassed myself for nothing. so i change my schedule so it's RIGHT and head off to my next class. another 2 hours of history,..crap. so i leave, thankful to finally be done, and head to my car,......only to find my car is no longer where i had left it. well @#$&*(#@. so i call campus police like the sign (which i never saw at first cause of all the other cars there and me rushing) said to do if your car was towed. i call, and lo and behold...the spawn of satan answers. oh, and her name is sarah, go figure. so she's a complete jerk to me on the phone and questions me as to why i think my car was towed. "well," i said "there is a big tow sign, no other cars around and MY CAR IS NOT WHERE IT WAS WHEN I LEFT!!" so she gets all huffy that she actually has to work and tells me that they aren't even responsible for it. so i have to call the companies that tow. well, my car has never been towed before so i have to freakin clue what to call, so i say, what do i call? and she gets all mad because she has to read off 4 companies numbers. well, i don't have a pen" i say. and she huffs and sighs and rudely tells me the #s to punch in my phone. well i went as fast as i could, but not fast enough for her becasue she said in a jerk tone "mam, i have another i dont 'have time for this, i need to let you go!" i was like "fine, thank you and let me try these #s and if they dont work i'll call you back for the other 2" and she hung up. ON ME. so i call the 2 companies, and they don't have my car. i call satan's spawn back. she answers all nice and proper and i tell i just phoned about my car and barely finish getting my name out and she has the gaul to cut me off and say "oh you again? do you have a pen this time?" i was like "NO I DO NOT HAVE A PEN! I AM STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING LOT AND THERE IS NO ONE HERE! i have no pen!" so she gets all mad again and hurriedly mumbles the numbers to me and said, "try those" and before i can say thank you the WITCH HUNG UP ON ME. man, i could have killed her. soooo...i finally find where my car has been wheeled off too and i call my mom in a crying fit to come help me. i was a mess. and i was all sweaty. so after an hour, she comes to get me and we go get my car only to tell me the news that my dad has no sympathy and says i must pay the fine for the tow, and for my books. well crap. fine. so we get there, and i get to my car.....only to find a TICKET on the windsheild. WTF! so, in my haste to find a parking spot, i just happened to park next to a fire hydrant....which is illegal for those of you who don't know. so not only do i have to pay for my tow, NOW, i have go to court to pay for my f@$#%& ticket. UNBELIEVABLE. i never even saw the d@&*#% thing. so taht just made it awful. so we finally leave, only for me to separate from my mom, and get lost. putting me into a raging fit of tears and frustration. i finally get home and take a quick nap before i have to go to work. so i get up to get to work and it's a really sh@&*$y day. i had 4 tables and one of the bills was almost $150 and the people only tipped me $14.00. the ba#@@#%ds. so great, now i have all these fines to pay and a job that can't me enough freakin money to do it. i finally get home from work and decide to go for a long pavment punching run. it was really good, i felt better when i got home.
....but no...
my mom tells me that my aunt mimi can get me a parking pass for free. "well that's great mom! how do i get it?" "oh, aunt mimi said you have to go to campus police and pick up from her friend sarah who is the campus police officer." AWWWWW HELL NO.....that f@$#%&@ WITCH!!!!! so i straight up tell my mom that i don't need a "hook-up" from some witch. so then to make it worse, my aunt mimi tells her about her niece that got towed today.."aww...no way! you should have called me! i would have helped her out!" says satan's child. UNBELIEVABLE! soooooooooooo....that did it. my rage was so big i thought my head was gonna pop off. so i run back out side, after throwing my shoes on with no socks and taking off in my sports bra cause i didn't have the patience to put a shirt on. i grab glass things i find in my room and sprint to the nearest wall and chunk them at them. then i ran some more and found rocks and threw them at a board and it was loud and it made me feel better. so i come home and shower and now here i am typing out the last energy i have left from my rage.
i think i have issues...
..and..
i suck at life
so today was like the worst day ever. so i start my first day of summer school....LATE...because i'm the idiot that fell asleep before setting my alarm. so i wake up and try to find my schedule, and i can't, so i look online to get it really fast...but oh wait, THE SYSTEM IS DOWN. so i speed off to the university that i have no clue where my classes are or much less what they are ( i have a terrible memory). but when i get to my car, IT'S ON EMPTY...cause my crazy brother didn't fill it up like he was suppose to. so i had to cruise windows down, which is fine most of the time, but not when it's like 105 outside. so i finally pull up to the school (after making wrong turns, thus making me even later than i already am to my "class") and i have no freakin clue where to park. sooooooo i ask the nice police lady where can i park without a parking pass. she says and point right across the street. well, i go right to where she pointed and found a good open spot on the curb along with at least 20 other vehicles on the curb. so i run to the administration office to try to find out where the heck and what the heck my classes are, only to find that the whole system is down and there is nothing they can do till after 12:00. GREAT. so i wander around campus and find where the history classes are and by deductive reasoning, i pick a class to go and sit in. AN HOUR LATE. so i walk in into this class with no one i know, and the prof calls me up to the front, stopping his lecture to tell me to see him after class. i go back to the back of the room to sit and listen to a hour of crap about history. after class, i go up to the prof and he is mad. "why would you interrupt my class?" i was like, "sir, i don't know my schedule, i dont' even know if this is my class. i just remember your name and this time so i came in. i've been running around trying to find a way i could find out something for sure. i'm sorry i interrupted." so he apologized and let me go. so i leave to luckily find the right class to go to at 12:00, but only to find out that the one i went to first was the wrong one in the first place. so i embarrassed myself for nothing. so i change my schedule so it's RIGHT and head off to my next class. another 2 hours of history,..crap. so i leave, thankful to finally be done, and head to my car,......only to find my car is no longer where i had left it. well @#$&*(#@. so i call campus police like the sign (which i never saw at first cause of all the other cars there and me rushing) said to do if your car was towed. i call, and lo and behold...the spawn of satan answers. oh, and her name is sarah, go figure. so she's a complete jerk to me on the phone and questions me as to why i think my car was towed. "well," i said "there is a big tow sign, no other cars around and MY CAR IS NOT WHERE IT WAS WHEN I LEFT!!" so she gets all huffy that she actually has to work and tells me that they aren't even responsible for it. so i have to call the companies that tow. well, my car has never been towed before so i have to freakin clue what to call, so i say, what do i call? and she gets all mad because she has to read off 4 companies numbers. well, i don't have a pen" i say. and she huffs and sighs and rudely tells me the #s to punch in my phone. well i went as fast as i could, but not fast enough for her becasue she said in a jerk tone "mam, i have another i dont 'have time for this, i need to let you go!" i was like "fine, thank you and let me try these #s and if they dont work i'll call you back for the other 2" and she hung up. ON ME. so i call the 2 companies, and they don't have my car. i call satan's spawn back. she answers all nice and proper and i tell i just phoned about my car and barely finish getting my name out and she has the gaul to cut me off and say "oh you again? do you have a pen this time?" i was like "NO I DO NOT HAVE A PEN! I AM STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING LOT AND THERE IS NO ONE HERE! i have no pen!" so she gets all mad again and hurriedly mumbles the numbers to me and said, "try those" and before i can say thank you the WITCH HUNG UP ON ME. man, i could have killed her. soooo...i finally find where my car has been wheeled off too and i call my mom in a crying fit to come help me. i was a mess. and i was all sweaty. so after an hour, she comes to get me and we go get my car only to tell me the news that my dad has no sympathy and says i must pay the fine for the tow, and for my books. well crap. fine. so we get there, and i get to my car.....only to find a TICKET on the windsheild. WTF! so, in my haste to find a parking spot, i just happened to park next to a fire hydrant....which is illegal for those of you who don't know. so not only do i have to pay for my tow, NOW, i have go to court to pay for my f@$#%& ticket. UNBELIEVABLE. i never even saw the d@&*#% thing. so taht just made it awful. so we finally leave, only for me to separate from my mom, and get lost. putting me into a raging fit of tears and frustration. i finally get home and take a quick nap before i have to go to work. so i get up to get to work and it's a really sh@&*$y day. i had 4 tables and one of the bills was almost $150 and the people only tipped me $14.00. the ba#@@#%ds. so great, now i have all these fines to pay and a job that can't me enough freakin money to do it. i finally get home from work and decide to go for a long pavment punching run. it was really good, i felt better when i got home.
....but no...
my mom tells me that my aunt mimi can get me a parking pass for free. "well that's great mom! how do i get it?" "oh, aunt mimi said you have to go to campus police and pick up from her friend sarah who is the campus police officer." AWWWWW HELL NO.....that f@$#%&@ WITCH!!!!! so i straight up tell my mom that i don't need a "hook-up" from some witch. so then to make it worse, my aunt mimi tells her about her niece that got towed today.."aww...no way! you should have called me! i would have helped her out!" says satan's child. UNBELIEVABLE! soooooooooooo....that did it. my rage was so big i thought my head was gonna pop off. so i run back out side, after throwing my shoes on with no socks and taking off in my sports bra cause i didn't have the patience to put a shirt on. i grab glass things i find in my room and sprint to the nearest wall and chunk them at them. then i ran some more and found rocks and threw them at a board and it was loud and it made me feel better. so i come home and shower and now here i am typing out the last energy i have left from my rage.
i think i have issues...
..and..
i suck at life