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[seepassion]

Public Service Announcement: I was totally joking about the lady-parts.

But still. I can so totally fucking do this. This is doable like nobody's business. I mean, seriously. Look at me! I'm motherfucking adorable. The fauxhawk looks so much better now. My hair's all nice. And pretty. And it smells like strawberries. (Okay, so it did that before

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[directforce]

You lucky fucking bastard.

[seepassion]

You really need to chill, Bumble Bee.

I mean, worse things out there. Being a dude means you can hit people in the face harder!

[of_victory]

Do not give her ideas.

[seepassion]

Looking on the bright side here, Nike.

jslkajhdsad double actually = fail

[of_victory]

That they would not be able to track her crimes back to her once she reverts back?

That...might actually be a worse idea.

[seepassion]

It's kinda fucking brilliant, though.

[of_victory]

Not the point of the exercise though, I believe. Still, having Bia on jail will not help anyone, leave alone the poor police officers.

[directforce]

Fuck out of my business, Nike.

[of_victory]

It does not work that way, Bia, and you know it. You can do as you like, but I will too.

[directforce]

Do whatever you like while keeping out of my fucking business, Nike. I don't give a fuck otherwise.

[of_victory]

As they say, whatever.

[directforce]

Fuck you too.

[directforce]

You try having these fucking things-

...Wait, what?

[seepassion]

Yeah, I mean - larger body mass. Just a fact. Dudes tend to have greater upper body strength too. Y'know, broader shoulders - pack a bit more nose-crunching behind oncoming fists and shit.

[directforce]

...That is a very good point, Z.

I want to try it.

[seepassion]

I've got all these tiny little baby-bird parts now. You aren't allowed to punch me. Ain't supposed to hit girls, Bee.