[There's a pipsqueak in front of the camera. Seriously, dude. He's tiny. Tiny but impressive, of course. Do you not see the suit and tie this kid has on? I mean, really. Totally badass.
He grins - wide and completely cheerful, the bright (and just a bit over-eager) sort of smile that you'd expect to see on a child's face - and then peers away from the camera, down at the keyboard for a curious moment, searching for something.]
Okay. Got it.
[A button clicks and then Huey Lewis & the News begin playing the opening bars to 'Hip to be Square'. The grin becomes a bit more manic, but no less joyful for it.
And if you're wondering if that's a raincoat?
Yes. Yes, it is.
And what proceeds? Well, it can pretty much be described as
this. (Only, substitute Jared Leto's head for a non-living entity. Namely a ridiculously-sized, and horrendously carved pumpkin.)
Happy Halloween, Bitches.]