FICTION.
life has been way too hectic to have time to update.
i have been too busy jet-setting all over the world for high class parties and shopping at fancy boutiques.
The other day, on my way to Chicago to visit Emily, my private jet ran into some inclement weather, so we had to make an emergency landing and then returned home.
i was so upset i didn't get to see her, and we had to miss out on a shopping spree on Michigan Ave.
Recently, i purchased my previous employer, American Food and Vending, and made some major changes. i kicked all of the Wells family out onto their cheap Jewish asses and gave all of the girls in the office $500 each to go out and by some nice new work pants. I parked my new BMW right in the front row of the lot for all the world to see. I even transferred the whole business in Syracuse to a nice new office building, far away from the old, shitty warehouse it was once in. We'll never have another flood!For Christmas, i plan on giving everyone in the company an all mall gift certificate, because Talbots is over rated.
Jake is enjoying staying home every day with Abbey and Buckley. He plays xbox and playstation until he can't see straight. he owns every single football and zombie killing game they make.
We are going to be vacationing next week in Fiji, but we will be thinking of all of you while we sit on the water outside our private luxury grass hut.
until next time...
i have been too busy jet-setting all over the world for high class parties and shopping at fancy boutiques.
The other day, on my way to Chicago to visit Emily, my private jet ran into some inclement weather, so we had to make an emergency landing and then returned home.
i was so upset i didn't get to see her, and we had to miss out on a shopping spree on Michigan Ave.
Recently, i purchased my previous employer, American Food and Vending, and made some major changes. i kicked all of the Wells family out onto their cheap Jewish asses and gave all of the girls in the office $500 each to go out and by some nice new work pants. I parked my new BMW right in the front row of the lot for all the world to see. I even transferred the whole business in Syracuse to a nice new office building, far away from the old, shitty warehouse it was once in. We'll never have another flood!For Christmas, i plan on giving everyone in the company an all mall gift certificate, because Talbots is over rated.
Jake is enjoying staying home every day with Abbey and Buckley. He plays xbox and playstation until he can't see straight. he owns every single football and zombie killing game they make.
We are going to be vacationing next week in Fiji, but we will be thinking of all of you while we sit on the water outside our private luxury grass hut.
until next time...