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[seemssoslow]

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[touchofrogue]

[Have a drawl.]

Just about the only thing it's missin' is a high school football team.

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[seemssoslow]

[ Why, hello there, miss sexy voice. ]

Football team? [ Hmmm... ] Come to think of it, I haven't seen anyone play sports...

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[touchofrogue]

Ya wanted to know if the pace was like other small towns - 'sides the experiments, the only thing missing is a high school football team. And ya think the layers of snow on the ground might have something to do with that?

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[seemssoslow]

I guess they would, but I'd still expect more people tossing snowballs around.

Come to think of it, there's the battle dome, right? Does anyone ever play sports in that?

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[touchofrogue]

Only of the 'Oh Gawd, Oh Gawd, I think that hockey player is trying ta kill me' variety.

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[seemssoslow]

. . .

Now you're just making it sound like everyone here has anger issues.

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[touchofrogue]

[An amused snort.]

It's the Battle Dome - it can only be programmed for combat scenarios.

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[seemssoslow]

Sports are kind of like combat... you compete and everything.

And it's better than walking away with bruises.

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[touchofrogue]

Heh, if you think ya don't get bruises playin' sports you've clearly - [never played mutant ball] - missed out on that high school football team.

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[seemssoslow]

Yeah, I went with the basketball team instead. It scored me all the balls to the head you could ever dream of.

But hey, a ball to the face is still better than a kick to the ribs.

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[touchofrogue]

[She can't really argue with that... except she can.]

Depends on how fast the ball's goin'.