my turn

[seemepsychotic]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I turned d3v0tchka in for farting in church (3 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed neurotranz's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday isuckblader and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mystic99ang's purse (30 points). In February I gave jamesdeancool a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-7 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Seemepsychotic