Penis Enlargement Emails Say A Mouthful

[seem_like_cake]

You ever go to clean out your spam folder and find an email you just can't not open?

"Literally become a monster snake in my pants." How do you not open that email? If I see an email saying "Make your zipper knight the best in town." I'm gonna want to open it so it can tell me it has the perfect "improvement for my night intruder."

The entertainment

Comments

[michon]

this is just fucking hilarious. so many people never think about how the smallest parts of our lives have been determined by bullshit. also goes to show you the limits of the humans that have worked to "humanize" technology.

[brigid_rising]

mmmmmm, metaplasmic wharfage. cutting edge erotica right there. :)

[lizbian82]

i love you. seriously.