Penis Enlargement Emails Say A Mouthful
You ever go to clean out your spam folder and find an email you just can't not open?
"Literally become a monster snake in my pants." How do you not open that email? If I see an email saying "Make your zipper knight the best in town." I'm gonna want to open it so it can tell me it has the perfect "improvement for my night intruder."
The entertainment possibilities are endless when it comes to analyzing gendered language, especially when it is sexualized. The penis is often described as a "monster," an "intruder," or an "obstructionist" -highly aggressive terminology to remind men how virile and tough they are. "GRRRR I personify my genitalia! I AM SEXY! ROAR!" Then these dominant terms are paired with words like "knight" and "hero" that speak to the psychological triggers for a stereotypical boy-hood. The most fucked up part of this is that people actually subscribe to this way of thinking, truly believing that this system will make them "feel with women like Michael Jordan with ball and hoop."
One thing is for sure, if you're going to write bad porn slogans you need to commit to doing the work. Don't make a computer do it. Computers don't know what's sexy. Computer sexuality is weird, and I'm about as open-minded about sex as they come. (ha ha! pun!) Computers can try to write like people, but in the end they revert back to what a computer would think is sexy. You can see the battle of human vs. computer sex appeal in this example: (I preserved the format. Maybe its like a computer pin-up or something.)
Subject:"For carnal victories! Effervescence profluent intertwist enchantment." (It's like a teenage girl mixed with an alka seltzer commercial. Maybe the computer read too much of BOP magazine.)
Text: "To bang her without a rest, you just need a little support. - impassiblenesss pneumatoscopic. Plunge into the ocean of love with our new male power pro-longer. Our pills can make you a superman of bed-action fast and easy.
cheerly pondorosity de-obstruct affector metaplasm graveled cuneiform
survivance
agonism
baeotic
clutches
metaplasm vertebration vomitory grum wharfage"
That is what a computer thinks is sexy, just in case you ever need to know.
cross-posted to midwestgenderqueer.com
"Literally become a monster snake in my pants." How do you not open that email? If I see an email saying "Make your zipper knight the best in town." I'm gonna want to open it so it can tell me it has the perfect "improvement for my night intruder."
The entertainment possibilities are endless when it comes to analyzing gendered language, especially when it is sexualized. The penis is often described as a "monster," an "intruder," or an "obstructionist" -highly aggressive terminology to remind men how virile and tough they are. "GRRRR I personify my genitalia! I AM SEXY! ROAR!" Then these dominant terms are paired with words like "knight" and "hero" that speak to the psychological triggers for a stereotypical boy-hood. The most fucked up part of this is that people actually subscribe to this way of thinking, truly believing that this system will make them "feel with women like Michael Jordan with ball and hoop."
One thing is for sure, if you're going to write bad porn slogans you need to commit to doing the work. Don't make a computer do it. Computers don't know what's sexy. Computer sexuality is weird, and I'm about as open-minded about sex as they come. (ha ha! pun!) Computers can try to write like people, but in the end they revert back to what a computer would think is sexy. You can see the battle of human vs. computer sex appeal in this example: (I preserved the format. Maybe its like a computer pin-up or something.)
Subject:"For carnal victories! Effervescence profluent intertwist enchantment." (It's like a teenage girl mixed with an alka seltzer commercial. Maybe the computer read too much of BOP magazine.)
Text: "To bang her without a rest, you just need a little support. - impassiblenesss pneumatoscopic. Plunge into the ocean of love with our new male power pro-longer. Our pills can make you a superman of bed-action fast and easy.
cheerly pondorosity de-obstruct affector metaplasm graveled cuneiform
survivance
agonism
baeotic
clutches
metaplasm vertebration vomitory grum wharfage"
That is what a computer thinks is sexy, just in case you ever need to know.
cross-posted to midwestgenderqueer.com