Prepare to get schooled!
St. Mercury Prep welcomes all new and returning students to another exciting and challenging school year! Headmistress Hana Solo and Miss Kaosqueen will school the dancefloor, while our cafeteria crew and science department work together to come up with explosive beverage recipes to stimulate body and mind. Remember the school motto: bibo ergo sum. I drink, therefore I am!
St. Mercury's is a highly exclusive establishment and all students are reminded to dress accordingly. The school colors are red, black and silver and for a *very* limited time only, uniforms and other supplies will be available here. A limited number of patches with the St. Mercury crest, or mini-buttons with either the crest or the motto, will be available to staff and students. Inquire at the registration desk!
Captains of various sporting and recreational clubs will be on hand to recruit new members. New students are encouraged to try out for the Badminton Hooligans or the Brockian Ultra-Cricket League, so be sure to bring your gear. Go Fighting Shuttlecocks!
The A/V club will be meeting in their usual corner. Geek power!
*SPECIAL NOTE!* The Pep Club will be meeting in the A/V corner on Sunday night (September 13th) to make signs to welcome new students. Bring your paint brushes and school spirit!
Class @ St. Mercury Prep
w/djs Hana Solo and Kaosqueen
Saturday, September 19th
9pm - 4am
$5 21+ w/ID
Mercury@Machinewerks is a private club. Liquor sales to members only.