conspiracy theories {super bowled over}

[seekyr]

the "wardrobe malfunction"
was a publicity lightningrod
to deflect attention
from the truly hideous
lack of singing or starpower
in the halftime show.

it's an obvious tactic.

timberlake was clearly
coached by mtv to
"take one for the team"
to keep us from noticing
how bad the lip-synch'ed
"music" was.

how could p.diddy
be the one not
in trouble?

could ms. jackson
take attention away
from her on-trial brother?

could kid rock's
flag-as-hippie-ish-apparel
be forgiven?

stay tuned,
true believers.