Dear customer #1

May 30, 2009 22:49

Dear customer,

I appreciate that you do not want me to get bored, but you really don't need to get two dozen fascinators and leave them all over the store for me to find. This isn't an Easter Egg hunt.

Yours, the sales advisor.

Dear customer two,

I don't mind you commenting that the room is very hot. However, doing so whilst a member of staff is dry-heaving from having gotten heatstroke (whilst inside) will not actually get you any attention.

Yours, the sales advisor.

Dear French customer,

I don't know what you and your husband were arguing about, but it greatly amused the rest of the queue. And I really felt quite sorry for him.

Yours, the sales advisor.
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