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[seekinghead]

this is embarrassing but i only really have one question...

does anyone here know how to ride a bike? that can teach me?

it's a curse right? a long term... curse? even if its not... this is my job so i sort of need to know how to do it.

thank you.

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[prefers_chess]

You took a job riding a bike without knowing how to ride a bike?

[seekinghead]

im pretty sure i knew how to do it once...

maybe.

[prefers_chess]

So much for the popular simile.

[seekinghead]

what?

[prefers_chess]

Apparently riding a bike is not like riding a bike.

Presumably next the elephants will begin to forget things.

[seekinghead]

[... ?]

i don't understand.

[prefers_chess]

Are you an alien?

[seekinghead]

of course not! thats a horrible suggestion! im not an alien!!

[just a dullahan with a major alien phobia]

[prefers_chess]

[Sadly, Rudy's encountered enough aliens around here that it's beginning to turn into a legitimate question.]

And yet an alien would presumably not recognize Earthling colloquialisms.

[seekinghead]

thats not fair- ive never heard anyone say those things! dont just call people aliens!

[prefers_chess]

I don't call people aliens. I call aliens aliens.

1/2

[seekinghead]

im not an alien, dullahans arent aliens at all!

[seekinghead]

[... crap]

[prefers_chess]

Dullahans.

[Crap, indeed.]

[seekinghead]

[um-] typo?

[prefers_chess]

Feel free to correct it at this time, then.