hate_actually Karkat Vantas (The Angry BFF) ♦? ♣?
An OFFENSIVE, LOUDMOUTHED ASSHOLE who is also your BEST FRIEND. He was the LEADER of your Sgrub Team back in the Incidisphere. Despite your habit of expressing your affection for each other with RIDICULOUS ARGUMENTS and UNPROVOKED NAME CALLING, he means a lot to you, even if you aren't always sure why.
He has such an absurd RED CRUSH on Terezi that you can't help but feel like you're AUSPISTICING them at times, even though you're pretty sure that's not how the ashen quadrant is meant to be applied at all.
r3djust1c3 Terezi Pyrope (The Cagey Confidante) ♣?
Despite being IMMENSELY FRUSTRATING, Terezi is one of your CLOSEST FRIENDS. It's not that she's untrustworthy, it's more that she's RELIABLY UNRELIABLE - at least when it comes to emotional support. That, and it's pretty clear that she enjoys BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU in between being observant and helpful.
She has such an absurd RED CRUSH on Karkat that you can't help but feel like you're AUSPISTICING them at times, even though you're pretty sure that's not how the ashen quadrant is meant to be applied at all.
I WILL FINISH THIS LATER.