applewood falls bacc challenge (duke brooks week one)
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Applewood: Week One
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Welcome (back?) to the Applewood Falls BACC! This time were here with ladies man Duke Brooks - he woohoos a couple of chicks then settles down.
Duke: Excuse me, Mrs. Matchmaker, but I need a woohoo partner. Here's a couple bucks.
Matchmaker: Don't expect anyone pretty.
Duke: I said woohoo partner, not girlfriend...
VERY FUNNY MATCHMAKER NOW YOU ONLY GET 5 BUCKS
This would be okay... you know... if she wasn't a lesbian
Zoey: I like girls....
I know, Zoey. And girls you shall have! But not right now.
Of course, Duke doesn't have a hard time finding willing partners. Something about that green skin, and that random pale skin surrounding his eyes drives the women crazy.
Ladies: SWOON
Violet: I like you...let's woohoo.
It wasn't really a question. She wants to woohoo.
...and that's the story of how he finally lost his virginity.
He woohoo'd a couple more girls then decided to get himself together. (His LTW is cooking I think)
Duke: Get yourself together! You are a man not a wimp!
Meelo: My name's Meelo!
I made Meelo myself! She's pretty for a quickie sim I made in CAS.
...except Duke was attracted to all the unemployed girl and since Meelo is a townie the game chose a job for her so they had one bolt...good thing he had points! Also, Zoey was apparently bisexual the entire time. Okay, sure Jan... that's not what ACR told me, but sure.
Meelo: I like your spots. I'm only half alien, so I don't have spots. Which is a bummer because I totally want spots. Your blue ones are cool, but if I had spots, which I don't, I'd totally want yellow. Or orange, but maybe not orange because I always wear orange and a splash of color is really important to looking your best, you know? So now I'm thinking maybe a blue, but I wouldn't want you to think I was copying you or anything, so I guess it's good that I don't have spots, ha ha ha...
Duke:... I'm only half alien too. No idea where I'm from, but am green, so...
Meelo: DAMMIT I WANTED SPOTTED BABIES
Okay, Meelo, if you and Duke have kids I'll make one of the green ones speckled.
Duke is charmed by Meelo's spontaneity
Meelo: How low can you go? Ha ha ha
Duke: Not low enough, I can't see up your dress...
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Meelo: Hi Duke! Don't worry; I'm taking a number one. I can't poo in someone else's house...that'd be weird :P
Duke:
They have two bolts, which is... UNSURPRISING. I know what my sims want. The question is, will their be infidelity? Most likely.
But don't worry, I won't let Meelo get taken advantage of. She might become her own character in the legacy if something happens, who knows?
Tender moments between luvvahs.
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Over the next few days, Duke leveled up in his career so he could (maybe) support him and Meelo. But he also needed to a few days to explore his options. Asshole.
But he came to his senses, I guess. "Not all men", am I right? Just kidding! Intersectional feminism only at this livejournal...
Meelo: He'll have a hamburger. And so will I.
Duke: What she said, I guess.
It wasn't exactly a dream date, but it was great and they both enjoyed it, so fuck it.
I just noticed her earrings. How adorable.
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I put them on another date, cuz they both like to eat. Meelo convinced him to do another, but she's broke so she thought they were gonna run out on the bill. Duke paid though because he liked the place and wanted to come back.
He wanted to serenade her with beautiful music.
Meelo: These could be dangerous in the wrong hands...
Duke: Nice try, Meelo. Not as good as me, of course, but you're...trying.
At least she hit the target and is having fun.
He made the target once out of his three tries.
Meelo: Aww, it's okay.
Meelo: Maybe one day you'll be as good as me!
I'm ending it here, for now. There's only one of update for Week One left! Thanks for reading :)