[ACCIDENTAL Voice Post // Unfortunately Public] [Backdated to early August 29th]

[seeingeyeshark]

[The sound comes on with a clatter, as though the Hitomi has been dropped, or set down very quickly.]

Valeria? Something wrong?

[Valeria's voice has that cheery tone about it.] Wrong?  N-no... why would anything be wrong?

I don't know. Something about your expression for a second just seemed.... I don't know. Maybe I'm just seeing things, huh? [Kisame

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[necro_fantasia]

You know, you guys.

I think you might have hit the "submit" button.

[seeingeyeshark]

Yeah, we kind of figured. [Grumpy Kisame is grumpy, and he can't figure out how to switch the privacy setting now that it's been posted, either.]

[necro_fantasia]

Wow. Awkward.

Oh well. I think he might go for it.

It's always the quiet ones, they say.

[seeingeyeshark]

I highly doubt it. Besides, he's my partner. We work together.

[necro_fantasia]

... I'm guessing that "he's my partner" thing somehow leads to the conclusion "we can't sleep together," but I have to tell you, I'm not really following exactly how it got there.

[seeingeyeshark]

Why am I even talking about this?

We're friends and co-workers. Generally, professional relationships are meant to stay fairly professional.

[necro_fantasia]

Wow, seriously?

Because I have to tell you, I've been fucking my partners for ages, and it's worked out pretty great.

[seeingeyeshark]

I didn't know you even had a partner. Or are you talking about Hakkai?

[necro_fantasia]

Oh, back at home, during the old youkai war campaigns. And Hakkai too. We fought together, you know.

Being side by side with someone on the battlefield, holding their lives in your hands even as you entrust them with your own life. Isn't that sort of thing really conducive to such a relationship?

[seeingeyeshark]

......That sort of thing is really conducive to trust. And I'm not about to break it.

[She's totally, completely wrong. Not even a grain of truth in there. Really. :|]

[necro_fantasia]

Again, not really seeing your point. I'm sure Itachi would continue to place utmost trust in you regardless of any physical goings-on between you two.

[seeingeyeshark]

Says you.

[necro_fantasia]

Come on, don't be so negative. Itachi's a fine man. And you two have such a great partnership. I don't think something like that could ever be anything but good for you.

[seeingeyeshark]

Are you sure you aren't just suggesting that to get a video? Nothing is going to happen between us.

[Cynical? Maybe. But he did see her comment to Valeria.]

[necro_fantasia]

I was joking. [Mostly.] Don't tell Val, though. [This is a public channel~]

But come on. You can't say that for sure. It could go really well.

[Is totally not seeing the problem here.]

[seeingeyeshark]

Of course. [siiiiiigh]

It could go really badly, too. If it went at all. What's it matter to you, if not for the recording?