BEST. AIM CONVO. EVER.
And I mean ever, between me and just_bolognese .
Warning:crack and OOC. LJ is where you pour your heart out, after all. XD
just_bolognese: (9:56:27 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIdqh7xGeQ&feature=related
just_bolognese: (9:56:35 PM) THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CLUSTERFUCK
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:14 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:16 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:16 PM) YES
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:17 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:17 PM) YES
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:18 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:21 PM) FUCKING NO, JIM.
just_bolognese: (9:57:27 PM) SHUT UP YES YOU DO
just_bolognese: (9:57:30 PM) I WANT A DIVORCE
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:39 PM) TOO BAD. I WIN AT CHESS.
just_bolognese: (9:57:49 PM) YOU'RE STUPID AT CHESS AND YOU'RE STUPID AT EATING
just_bologneset: (9:57:51 PM) STUPID
just_bolognese: (9:57:54 PM) STUPID
just_bolognese: (9:58:01 PM) *flips table, cries on livejournal*
just_bolognese: (9:58:20 PM) ...why is it this is how all of my hypothetical conversations between Kirk and Spock end?
just_bolognese: (9:58:22 PM) Oh right?
just_bolognese: (9:58:24 PM) Because its
just_bolognese: (9:58:28 PM) TRUE GODDAMN FACTS
youreinmywaysir: (9:58:47 PM) EXACTLY
just_bolognese: (9:59:18 PM) He and his other depressing woobie friends all give each other internet hugs
just_bolognese: (10:00:08 PM) He and Sam Tyler bitch about their superior officers
just_bolognese: (10:00:24 PM) while he and Ianto discuss how everyone around them have no class.
youreinmywaysir: (10:01:58 PM) I was going to respond with Sam, but I wondered how Sam would access LJ from the 70's.
just_bolognese: (10:02:13 PM) HOW IS LIVEJOURNAL STILL FUNCTIONING IN 20129312WHATTHEFUCKEVER
just_bolognese: (10:03:00 PM) YOU THINK THE SITE WOULD HAVE COLLAPSED UPON ITSELF
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:04 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:03:08 PM) Also...Sam has magic, I gess
just_bolognese: (10:03:09 PM) *guess
just_bolognese: (10:03:11 PM) coma magic
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:19 PM) Or it just like, appears in a notebook
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:22 PM) and he's like "WTF."
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:25 PM) That's what I was thinking. XD
just_bolognese: (10:03:27 PM) HAHAHA YES
just_bologneset: (10:03:28 PM) YESSSSSSSSSSS
just_bolognese: (10:03:35 PM) HE CARRIES IT WITH HIM EVERYWHERE
just_bolognese: (10:03:49 PM) Tyler, what the fuck are you writing in is that a diary or some princessy shit
just_bolognese: (10:03:53 PM) YOU KNOW WHAT GENE?
just_bolognese: (10:03:54 PM) YEAH
just_bolognese: (10:03:56 PM) IT IS A GODDAMN DIARY
just_bolognese: (10:04:02 PM) AND ITS MY BEST FRIEND.
youreinmywaysir: (10:05:26 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:06:07 PM) That's how I see it happening.
just_bolognese: (10:07:24 PM) He and Spock would have such fun conversations.
just_bolognese: (10:07:26 PM) As in depressing.
just_bolognese: (10:07:56 PM) Same thing in the hearts of h/c ficcers.
youreinmywaysir: (10:08:26 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:08:38 PM) we are a simple people with simple needs
just_bolognese: (10:11:41 PM) But, really, of all the people to have livejournals,
just_bolognese: (10:11:46 PM) Spock, Sam, Ianto
just_bolognese (10:11:58 PM) are prime goddamn material
youreinmywaysir: (10:12:24 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:15:14 PM) I'm sure there are others too.
just_bolognese: (10:15:17 PM) Nick Angel probably
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:26 PM) STUCK IN THIS BACKWATER TOWN
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:29 PM) WHERE EVERYONE TRIED TO KILL ME
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:31 PM) FML
just_bolognese: (10:15:58 PM) FUCKING CHURCH ROOF FUCK IT TO HELL AND THEN IT CAN FUCKING COME BACK SO I CAN FUCKING KILL IT AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK
youreinmywaysir: (10:17:02 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:17:33 PM) I feel I capture his frustrations well
youreinmywaysir: (10:19:06 PM) Yes. Yes you do.
youreinmywaysir: (10:19:06 PM) XD
just_bolognese (10:19:23 PM) that's enough cursing to fix the damn roof
just_bolognese: (10:19:25 PM) jesus Nick
just_bolognese: (10:19:28 PM) get ahold of yourself
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:32 PM) XD;
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:39 PM) I'm trying to think of who else would have one...
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:41 PM) Lassie?
just_bolognese: (10:20:48 PM) He did have a blog for a while.
just_bolognese: (10:20:54 PM) Don't think its updated for a while....
just_bolognese: (10:21:04 PM) But, yes, he would have a lj
just_bolognese: (10:21:22 PM) And Shawn would have, like, nine billion sock puppet accounts to fuck with him.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:26 PM) XDD
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:31 PM) Of course he would
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:32 PM) GUS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:36 PM) GUS WOULD TOTALLY HAVE ONE.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:55 PM) Or he'd have the leading number of posts of fml.
just_bolognese: (10:22:15 PM) And a Twitter
just_bolognese: (10:22:23 PM) of nothing but things that piss him off.
youreinmywaysir: (10:22:27 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (10:23:00 PM) "I'M CAPTIVE ON A BOAT. BECAUSE SHAWN DID IT WRONG. AGAIN."
just_bolognese: (10:23:09 PM) Top used words:
just_bolognese: (10:23:10 PM) Spencer
just_bolognese: (10:23:14 PM) Shawn
just_bolognese: (10:23:21 PM) FUCKYOUSPENCER
youreinmywaysir: (10:23:29 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (10:25:13 PM) I can't think of anyone else though
just_bolognese: (10:25:18 PM) Yeah.
just_bolognese: (10:25:25 PM) I feel like a whole bunch of people would have secret ones.
just_bolognese: (10:25:32 PM) But nobody I can really pin down
youreinmywaysir: (10:25:35 PM) Same
just_bologneset: (10:26:15 PM) McNabb has one
just_bolognese: (10:26:27 PM) but he wouldn't friend Spock, Sam, or Ianto because they're downers
just_bolognese: (10:26:43 PM) and Sam would be like YEAH, WHATEVER, LIVE IN YOUR LA-LA LAND. WE'LL SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.
just_bolognese: (10:26:44 PM) KINDA
youreinmywaysir: (10:27:12 PM) IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
just_bolognese: (10:27:28 PM) And Ianto would be like
just_bolognese: (10:27:30 PM) OF COURSE IT IS
just_bolognese: (10:27:36 PM) THE REAL LIFE IS COLD AND DEADLY
just_bolognese: (10:27:40 PM) LIKE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND...
just_bolognese: (10:27:43 PM) I MISS HER...
youreinmywaysir: (10:27:45 PM) LIIIIISAAAAAAA
just_bolognese: (10:27:53 PM) And Spock would be like AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
just_bolognese: (10:28:02 PM) then they'd all cry.
youreinmywaysir: (10:28:09 PM) HAD, DOUCHEBAG
just_bolognese: (10:28:51 PM) DON'T BLAME ME; I DIDN'T COVER HER IN MEAT-FLAVORING CONDIMENTS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:00 PM) I DIDN'T EITHER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:03 PM) THAT WAS MY FUCKING BOSS.
just_bolognese: (10:29:04 PM) I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:16 PM) RAT POISON. I SWEAR.
just_bolognese: (10:29:48 PM) LET'S NOT GET HAISTY, MISTER JONES; KILLING OFF OF A SUPERIOR OFFICER IS A GRAVE CRIME.
just_bolognese: (10:29:53 PM) TRAVEL TO A MIRROR UNIVERSE FIRST.
just_bolognese: (10:29:59 PM) THEY SEEM DOWN WITH THAT KIND OF STUFF.
youreinmywaysir: (10:30:14 PM) Oh hey Jack wants to see me in his office. BRB SEX.
just_bolognese (10:30:57 PM) FINE JUST LEAVE THE AWKWARD VIRGIN TO HIMSELF. I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND THEN PROCREATION.
just_bolognese: (10:31:03 PM) LIKE MATH OR WHATEVER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:31:19 PM) Sam: YEAH WELL AT LEAST YOUR BOSS DOESN'T PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ALL THE TIME.
youreinmywaysir: (10:31:24 PM) Sam: And the kidney. D:
just_bolognese: (10:31:34 PM) AT LEAST YOUR BOSS CAN KIND YOUR KIDNEY.
just_bolognese (10:31:49 PM) GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS; READ A FUCKING MEDICAL TEXTBOOK I MEAN CHRIST.
youreinmywaysir: (10:32:07 PM) AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT STUCK IN 1973 WITH FUCKING TEST CARD GIRL.
just_bolognese: (10:32:18 PM) I will give you that one, Tyler.
just_bolognese: (10:32:24 PM) Sorry your life sucks.
youreinmywaysir: (10:32:26 PM) AM I CRAZY, IN A COMA, OR BACK IN TIME?
just_bolognese: (10:32:59 PM) LOOK, I DON'T KNOW; I'VE TRIED TO LOOK INTO IT A THOUSAND TIMES BUT THERE'S ALWAYS SOME CRAZY INTERFFERENCE LIKE KLINGONS OR MIRROR UNIVERSES OR WHATEVER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:33:03 PM) How the fuck is this even working? I'm writing in a book and the words are just...appearing. WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MEDS.
just_bolognese: (10:33:29 PM) I don't see how medication could affect an object that isn't even a part of your biological structure.
just_bolognese: (10:33:33 PM) But, then again, you're you.
just_bolognese: (10:33:41 PM) So it could be that somebody is fucking with your brain.
just_bolognese: (10:33:47 PM) Wish I could help.
just_bolognese: (10:34:03 PM) But the Enterprise will only take me to 1973
just_bolognese (10:34:08 PM) not Crazytown.
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:20 PM) ...8l
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:25 PM) FUCK YOU SPOCK.
just_bolognese: (10:34:29 PM) I'M SORRY.
just_bolognese: (10:34:42 PM) JIM'S BEEN TRYING TO TEACH ME ABOUT SARCASM AND I TOOK IT TOO FAR DIDN'T I.
just_bolognese: (10:34:44 PM) SORRY.
just_bolognese (10:34:45 PM) SORRY
just_bolognese: (10:34:54 PM) (I swear to god, when he shows his emotions, he turns Canadian)
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:54 PM) I MEAN GOD. I'M NOT CRYING OR ANYTHING.
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:06 PM) (I'm loving the hell out of this)
just_bolognese: (10:35:09 PM) ...THEN I DIDN'T TAKE IT TOO FAR?
just_bolognese: (10:35:15 PM) SHOULD I KEEP GOING?
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:17 PM) THAT WAS SARCASM.
just_bolognese (10:35:23 PM) WAS IT?
just_bolognese: (10:35:24 PM) OH.
just_bolognese: (10:35:35 PM) ...DO YOU REQUIRE TISSUES?
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:40 PM) MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO KIRK INSTEAD OF STARING AT HIS ASS.
just_bolognese: (10:35:47 PM) BUT
just_bolognese: (10:36:23 PM) ...THAT WAS COLD.
just_bolognese: (10:36:32 PM) MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME, TYLER.
just_bolognese: (10:36:57 PM) YOUR MOM.
just_bolognese: (10:37:03 PM) ...Is that how come-backs work?
youreinmywaysir: (10:37:31 PM) ....you're getting slightly better. I just wouldn't go around saying that to anyone on The Enterprise.
just_bolognese: (10:37:53 PM) I don't understand how insulting one's parentals implies that they are somehow less of a person.
just_bolognese: (10:38:10 PM) They're clearly a serpeate being from their mothers.
just_bolognese: (10:38:14 PM) Or it'd be weird.
just_bolognese: (10:38:49 PM) ...If anyone talked about my mother, I'd be very upset.
just_bolognese: (10:38:52 PM) Not in front of them
just_bolognese: (10:39:11 PM) but it'd be difficult to explain the fist-shaped dent in my wall later.
just_bolognese: (10:39:13 PM) And my broken hand.
just_bolognese: (10:39:55 PM) And all the tissues.
just_bolognese: (10:40:06 PM) The phrase is beginning to make sense to me.
just_bolognese: (10:40:54 PM) How is your long-running ordeal with this Mister Hunt coming along?
just_bolognese: (10:41:51 PM) Read your last post; you sounded sort of down.
just_bolognese: (10:41:52 PM) Downer.
youreinmywaysir: (10:42:28 PM) What do you mean my "long-running ordeal"?
youreinmywaysir: (10:42:38 PM) You mean my ordeal to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?
just_bolognese: (10:42:41 PM) Its all you ever talk about.
just_bolognese (10:42:54 PM) Its been one hundred posts all about this Mister Hunt.
just_bolognese: (10:43:00 PM) He's in all of your tags.
youreinmywaysir: (10:43:05 PM) NO HE'S NOT.
just_bologneset: (10:43:24 PM) "GENE'S BEING A BIG DOUSCHE"
just_bolognese: (10:43:30 PM) "HOPE GENE DOESN'T SEE THIS lol"
youreinmywaysir: (10:43:33 PM) I talk about other things! :l All the bloody time!
just_bolognese: (10:44:03 PM) ...I do recall when you were in a hostage situation at a newspaper company.
just_bolognese: (10:44:18 PM) And how you worried you were going to die.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:20 PM) What, about me almost getting shot in the head?
just_bolognese: (10:44:24 PM) Yes.
just_bolognese: (10:44:34 PM) But then the post turned into you worrying about Mister Hunt being shot in the chest
just_bolognese: (10:44:41 PM) and how he learned a big lesson from the ordeal
just_bolognese: (10:44:52 PM) and how you'll have to buy him a new flask as thanks.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:54 PM) N-No. I was talking about being shot in the head.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:56 PM) And nothing else.
just_bolognese: (10:45:01 PM) For a line.
just_bolognese: (10:45:03 PM) One.
just_bolognese: (10:45:04 PM) Line.
just_bolognese: (10:45:18 PM) Then paragraphs upon paragraphs of Mister Hunt.
just_bolognese: (10:45:33 PM) I'm just saying
youreinmywaysir: (10:45:36 PM) STOP MAKING SHIT UP, SPOCK.
just_bolognese: (10:45:53 PM) I'M SORRY IF I STRUCK A NERVE BUT I DON'T LIE.
just_bolognese: (10:45:56 PM) VULCANS DON'T LIE.
just_bolognese: (10:46:06 PM) SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT, SAM?
youreinmywaysir: (10:46:29 PM) WELL WHAT'S IT WITH YOU AND KIRK HUH?
just_bolognese: (10:46:39 PM) We're close friends.
just_bolognese: (10:46:43 PM) I can admit this.
just_bolognese: (10:46:56 PM) Sure, he's a stupid asshole, but we get along great.
youreinmywaysir: (10:47:15 PM) So close friends notice things like tight shirts and "dat ass"?
just_bolognese: (10:47:27 PM) I don't choose the uniforms.
just_bolognese: (10:47:52 PM) Just like how you don't choose what color shirt Mister Hunt puts on in the morning
just_bolognese: (10:48:03 PM) but you do choose to tell your flist in every one of your posts ever.
youreinmywaysir: (10:48:13 PM) I do not catalog Gene's wardrobe.
just_bolognese: (10:48:30 PM) Hang on. I'll copy-paste some lines from your journals.
just_bolognese: (10:48:36 PM) "LJ--
just_bolognese: (10:49:40 PM) The girl in the TV was back! Ugh! I am going to smash that damn thing like Gene's angry fist one of these days, I swear. Speaking of which, he has a new pink shirt. Didn't know he had it in him to wear pink. The more you know, I suppose."
youreinmywaysir: (10:49:53 PM) That was one time.
just_bolognese: (10:50:02 PM) Hang on another moment.
just_bolognese: (10:50:05 PM) "LJ--
youreinmywaysir: (10:50:14 PM) ONE TIME. If you knew Gene you'd be shocked that he wore pink too. The man claims to be the epitome of manliness. PINK IS NOT MANLY. It just threw me off.
just_bolognese: (10:50:15 PM) I find it kind of weird that Gene hates the Irish so much when he wears so much green."
just_bolognese: (10:50:52 PM) But green is not pink.
just_bolognese: (10:51:02 PM) I question as to why you bring up his green shirt as well.
youreinmywaysir: (10:51:16 PM) Because he's a prejudiced bastard?
just_bolognese: (10:51:33 PM) I fail to see what this has to do with his fashion sense.
just_bolognese: (10:51:51 PM) But there's also "LJ--weirdest day! Gene in swim trunks! lolwut!"
youreinmywaysir: (10:51:58 PM) Look - it was just a random thought. You have to get those, yeah? R---.....
youreinmywaysir: (10:52:09 PM) SHIT HOW DO I LOCK POSTS IN THIS GODDAMN NOTEBOOK.
just_bolognese: (10:52:18 PM) I won't tell anyone.
just_bolognese: (10:52:30 PM) I just wish to point out certian patterns in your writings.
youreinmywaysir: (10:53:03 PM) ...
youreinmywaysir: (10:53:11 PM) I need a drink.
just_bolognese: (10:53:49 PM) I see no logical reason to consume alachol and then write a post.
just_bolognese: (10:53:57 PM) This will only lead to problems.
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:10 PM) I'll be fine. I don't get shitfaced like the Guv.
just_bolognese: (10:54:21 PM) ...What is "shitfaced?"
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:29 PM) ...really, really, drunk.
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:55 PM) To the point where you can't stand right and have to stay the night in your DI's flat and steal his bed again and force him to sleep on the floor again and bitch about your cooking again.
just_bolognese: (10:55:32 PM) That's a very specific term for a curse.
youreinmywaysir: (10:55:43 PM) J-Just an example.
youreinmywaysir: (10:55:46 PM) Not like it happens to me.
just_bolognese: (10:55:49 PM) I always thought human culture enjoyed the mix-and-match verity of cursing.
just_bolognese: (10:56:03 PM) So...Mister Hunt has never gotten shitfaced before?
just_bolognese: (10:56:08 PM) And yet you claim that he has.
just_bolognese: (10:56:21 PM) Fascinating.
youreinmywaysir: (10:56:26 PM) ...
youreinmywaysir: (10:56:34 PM) Kirk can beat you at chess.
just_bolognese: (10:56:40 PM) SHUT UP.
just_bolognese: (10:56:51 PM) YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER CAN BARELY TALK.
just_bolognese: (10:56:57 PM) AT LEAST MINE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUNCTION.
just_bolognese: (10:57:47 PM) YOURS JUST...GOES AROUND WITH SHIRTS ON, GETTING SHOT, YELLING, AND PUNCHING YOU.
just_bolognese (10:57:54 PM) HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CHESS IS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:58:09 PM) Yeah but I bet he could beat the shit out of Kirk.
just_bolognese: (10:58:22 PM) Take that back.
youreinmywaysir: (10:58:44 PM) The day Gene Hunt loses a fight is the day Satan skates to work.
just_bolognese: (10:59:24 PM) The stardate when Kirk fails to defeat any foe, with fists or otherwise, is the day I eat a tribble.
youreinmywaysir: (10:59:39 PM) How do you like yours cooked? Well or medium-rare?
just_bolognese: (11:00:05 PM) I'll let you know after I'm done fitting Satan for rollarskates.
youreinmywaysir: (11:00:48 PM) Too bad rollerskates don't work in endless fire.
just_bolognese: (11:01:22 PM) Yeah. Just like how its a shame you don't cook tribble.
youreinmywaysir: (11:01:55 PM) How do you know? You're not stuck in 1973. Tribbles could be a goddamn delicacy here.
just_bolognese: (11:02:31 PM) According to my records on Earth culture, focus on nineteen-seventies Manchester, the primairy delicacy is bangers, mash, and cocaine.
just_bolognese: (11:02:36 PM) So you're more.
just_bolognese: (11:02:39 PM) *your
just_bolognese: (11:02:43 PM) *your move
youreinmywaysir: (11:03:02 PM) Have you been watching 21st century kids shows again?
just_bolognese: (11:03:15 PM) I don't waste my time with such dribble.
just_bolognese: (11:03:38 PM) If you mean the intelligent, sophisticated show which is Batman, then yes.
youreinmywaysir: (11:04:05 PM) ...I guess we can agree on something there.
just_bolognese: (11:04:19 PM) I still consider you my internet friend, Sam.
just_bolognese: (11:04:23 PM) Even if we have our differences.
just_bolognese: (11:04:27 PM) And you can be a twat sometimes.
just_bolognese: (11:04:35 PM) But I can look past this.
just_bolognese: (11:04:45 PM) ..."twat" is the right word, yes?
youreinmywaysir: (11:04:45 PM) I can be a twat?
youreinmywaysir: (11:05:00 PM) "OH NO. I DON'T LIKE TRIBBLES AT ALL."
youreinmywaysir: (11:05:35 PM) "IT'S NOT LIKE I KEPT ONE AND AM HIDING IT FROM EVERYONE ON THE ENTERPRISE."
just_bolognese: (11:06:23 PM) I can see how you're trying to use sarcasm here but I'm pretty sure everyone woukd know if I had a tribble on board since they reproduce at a rate of HOLY SHIT TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE-per minute.
just_bolognese: (11:06:34 PM) But I will pretend to be offended anyway.
youreinmywaysir: (11:06:45 PM) Well, you threw a bitchfit when McCoy put it through the airlock.
just_bolognese: (11:07:03 PM) ...objecting to animal cruelity is different.
just_bolognese: (11:07:07 PM) ...just because I named it...
just_bolognese: (11:07:17 PM) ......and fed it...
just_bolognese: (11:07:26 PM) ............and let it sleep on my bed....
youreinmywaysir: (11:07:58 PM) Ha.
just_bolognese: (11:08:13 PM) .......................I kind of miss it......
youreinmywaysir: (11:08:48 PM) ....I'd get you another Sergeant Fluffles if I could.
just_bolognese: (11:09:01 PM) Thnak you but it wouldn't be the same.
just_bolognese: (11:09:46 PM) ....................................I'll get over it.........
youreinmywaysir: (11:10:03 PM) You sure about that? You're not plotting McCoy's murder again, are you?
just_bolognese: (11:10:19 PM) Of course not! The doctor is my friend.
just_bolognese: (11:10:29 PM) Even if he's a twat.
just_bolognese: (11:10:35 PM) ............................okay, maybe a little.....
youreinmywaysir: (11:10:58 PM) yeah, don't make me attempt to bend time and space. I don't want to go hunting for police boxes to warn Kirk that you're going to attempt murder.
just_bolognese (11:11:29 PM) I will not concern you in any way, Sam. You've already got enough to worry about.
youreinmywaysir: (11:11:42 PM) Uh. Thanks, I guess?
just_bolognese: (11:11:50 PM) No problem, friend.
just_bolognese: (11:11:56 PM) Sorry your life is shitty.
youreinmywaysir: (11:12:03 PM) :l Thanks for rubbing it in.
just_bolognese (11:12:16 PM) Did I misuse sarcasm again?
youreinmywaysir: (11:12:23 PM) Just a little.
just_bolognese: (11:12:36 PM) I should really have a notecard with the do's and don't's of this....
youreinmywaysir: (11:13:00 PM) You guys still have notecards in Stardate-whateverthehell?
just_bolognese(11:13:07 PM) Yes.
just_bolognese (11:13:09 PM) They're double-sided
just_bolognese(11:13:22 PM) And holographic.
just_bolognese: (11:14:25 PM) A quite old technology but, as you Earthlings say, if it isn't in need of repair, do not attempt to repair it.
youreinmywaysir: (11:14:47 PM) ...I would kill for a computer.
just_bolognese: (11:15:08 PM) They're not terribly exciting.
just_bolognese: (11:15:14 PM) I prefer the holodeck.
youreinmywaysir: (11:15:42 PM) ....I'm in an era where we don't even have mobile phones.
just_bolognese: (11:15:50 PM) What's a mobile phone?
just_bolognese: (11:16:25 PM) Is that like a commuicator?
just_bolognese: (11:16:29 PM) *communicator
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:03 PM) ...yeah, look it up.
just_bolognese: (11:17:09 PM) Checking now.
just_bolognese: (11:17:11 PM) Oh, okay.
just_bolognese: (11:17:14 PM) Huh.
just_bolognese: (11:17:21 PM) That's, um, cute, I guess.
just_bolognese: (11:17:34 PM) I think I built something like that for a science fair
just_bolognese: (11:17:37 PM) when I was six.
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:39 PM) ....
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:49 PM) Any possible way you could send it to me?
just_bolognese: (11:17:59 PM) I don't even know where you are and neither do you.
just_bolognese: (11:18:12 PM) If I could send it to you, I would.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:15 PM) In my flat in 1973. Or in a Manchester hospital.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:20 PM) in 2006.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:22 PM) GODDAMMIT.
just_bolognese: (11:18:35 PM) I do wish to help you
just_bolognese: (11:18:50 PM) but I only seem to be able to time-travel to moments of great crisis.
just_bolognese: (11:18:55 PM) Nazi Germany
just_bolognese: (11:19:00 PM) The Great Depression
just_bolognese: (11:19:08 PM) ...There was this one thing with some whales in the 1980s.
just_bologneset: (11:19:15 PM) Are you near any whales?
youreinmywaysir: (11:19:31 PM) ...uh, no.
just_bolognese: (11:19:39 PM) Could you get near whales?
just_bolognese: (11:20:02 PM) Or Nazis?
youreinmywaysir: (11:20:18 PM) Nnnnno.
just_bolognese: (11:20:23 PM) Sorry.
youreinmywaysir: (11:20:43 PM) I think the Guv would call the men in white coats for sure if I asked him where to find whales or Nazis.
just_bolognese: (11:20:58 PM) We don't have any uniforms that require white coats.
just_bolognese: (11:21:02 PM) Are they like red shirts?
just_bolognese (11:21:22 PM) Those are who Kirk sends around when he needs to do something but doesn't want to do it himself.
youreinmywaysir: (11:22:12 PM) Uh. Men in white coats means I'd be taken to the loony bin.
just_bolognese: (11:22:24 PM) They'd put you in a crate?
youreinmywaysir: (11:23:12 PM) With padded walls, yeah.
just_bolognese: (11:23:17 PM) That seems counterintuitive.
just_bolognese: (11:24:13 PM) Why would they put you in a padded, wooden crate full of Canadian coins?
youreinmywaysir: (11:24:43 PM) ....you know what? Nevermind.
just_bolognese: (11:25:09 PM) I find human customs so confusing at times...
just_bolognese (11:26:21 PM) (Anyway, I think I have to go to sleep nao)
just_bolognese (11:26:29 PM) (This was, like, the funnest AIM ever)
youreinmywaysir: (11:26:41 PM) (I'm posting this to LJ. This was fucking amazing)
just_bolognese: (11:26:46 PM) YES
Warning:crack and OOC. LJ is where you pour your heart out, after all. XD
just_bolognese: (9:56:27 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIdqh7xGeQ&feature=related
just_bolognese: (9:56:35 PM) THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CLUSTERFUCK
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:14 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:16 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:16 PM) YES
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:17 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:17 PM) YES
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:18 PM) NO
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:21 PM) FUCKING NO, JIM.
just_bolognese: (9:57:27 PM) SHUT UP YES YOU DO
just_bolognese: (9:57:30 PM) I WANT A DIVORCE
youreinmywaysir: (9:57:39 PM) TOO BAD. I WIN AT CHESS.
just_bolognese: (9:57:49 PM) YOU'RE STUPID AT CHESS AND YOU'RE STUPID AT EATING
just_bologneset: (9:57:51 PM) STUPID
just_bolognese: (9:57:54 PM) STUPID
just_bolognese: (9:58:01 PM) *flips table, cries on livejournal*
just_bolognese: (9:58:20 PM) ...why is it this is how all of my hypothetical conversations between Kirk and Spock end?
just_bolognese: (9:58:22 PM) Oh right?
just_bolognese: (9:58:24 PM) Because its
just_bolognese: (9:58:28 PM) TRUE GODDAMN FACTS
youreinmywaysir: (9:58:47 PM) EXACTLY
just_bolognese: (9:59:18 PM) He and his other depressing woobie friends all give each other internet hugs
just_bolognese: (10:00:08 PM) He and Sam Tyler bitch about their superior officers
just_bolognese: (10:00:24 PM) while he and Ianto discuss how everyone around them have no class.
youreinmywaysir: (10:01:58 PM) I was going to respond with Sam, but I wondered how Sam would access LJ from the 70's.
just_bolognese: (10:02:13 PM) HOW IS LIVEJOURNAL STILL FUNCTIONING IN 20129312WHATTHEFUCKEVER
just_bolognese: (10:03:00 PM) YOU THINK THE SITE WOULD HAVE COLLAPSED UPON ITSELF
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:04 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:03:08 PM) Also...Sam has magic, I gess
just_bolognese: (10:03:09 PM) *guess
just_bolognese: (10:03:11 PM) coma magic
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:19 PM) Or it just like, appears in a notebook
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:22 PM) and he's like "WTF."
youreinmywaysir: (10:03:25 PM) That's what I was thinking. XD
just_bolognese: (10:03:27 PM) HAHAHA YES
just_bologneset: (10:03:28 PM) YESSSSSSSSSSS
just_bolognese: (10:03:35 PM) HE CARRIES IT WITH HIM EVERYWHERE
just_bolognese: (10:03:49 PM) Tyler, what the fuck are you writing in is that a diary or some princessy shit
just_bolognese: (10:03:53 PM) YOU KNOW WHAT GENE?
just_bolognese: (10:03:54 PM) YEAH
just_bolognese: (10:03:56 PM) IT IS A GODDAMN DIARY
just_bolognese: (10:04:02 PM) AND ITS MY BEST FRIEND.
youreinmywaysir: (10:05:26 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:06:07 PM) That's how I see it happening.
just_bolognese: (10:07:24 PM) He and Spock would have such fun conversations.
just_bolognese: (10:07:26 PM) As in depressing.
just_bolognese: (10:07:56 PM) Same thing in the hearts of h/c ficcers.
youreinmywaysir: (10:08:26 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:08:38 PM) we are a simple people with simple needs
just_bolognese: (10:11:41 PM) But, really, of all the people to have livejournals,
just_bolognese: (10:11:46 PM) Spock, Sam, Ianto
just_bolognese (10:11:58 PM) are prime goddamn material
youreinmywaysir: (10:12:24 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:15:14 PM) I'm sure there are others too.
just_bolognese: (10:15:17 PM) Nick Angel probably
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:26 PM) STUCK IN THIS BACKWATER TOWN
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:29 PM) WHERE EVERYONE TRIED TO KILL ME
youreinmywaysir: (10:15:31 PM) FML
just_bolognese: (10:15:58 PM) FUCKING CHURCH ROOF FUCK IT TO HELL AND THEN IT CAN FUCKING COME BACK SO I CAN FUCKING KILL IT AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK
youreinmywaysir: (10:17:02 PM) XD
just_bolognese: (10:17:33 PM) I feel I capture his frustrations well
youreinmywaysir: (10:19:06 PM) Yes. Yes you do.
youreinmywaysir: (10:19:06 PM) XD
just_bolognese (10:19:23 PM) that's enough cursing to fix the damn roof
just_bolognese: (10:19:25 PM) jesus Nick
just_bolognese: (10:19:28 PM) get ahold of yourself
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:32 PM) XD;
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:39 PM) I'm trying to think of who else would have one...
youreinmywaysir: (10:20:41 PM) Lassie?
just_bolognese: (10:20:48 PM) He did have a blog for a while.
just_bolognese: (10:20:54 PM) Don't think its updated for a while....
just_bolognese: (10:21:04 PM) But, yes, he would have a lj
just_bolognese: (10:21:22 PM) And Shawn would have, like, nine billion sock puppet accounts to fuck with him.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:26 PM) XDD
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:31 PM) Of course he would
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:32 PM) GUS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:36 PM) GUS WOULD TOTALLY HAVE ONE.
youreinmywaysir: (10:21:55 PM) Or he'd have the leading number of posts of fml.
just_bolognese: (10:22:15 PM) And a Twitter
just_bolognese: (10:22:23 PM) of nothing but things that piss him off.
youreinmywaysir: (10:22:27 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (10:23:00 PM) "I'M CAPTIVE ON A BOAT. BECAUSE SHAWN DID IT WRONG. AGAIN."
just_bolognese: (10:23:09 PM) Top used words:
just_bolognese: (10:23:10 PM) Spencer
just_bolognese: (10:23:14 PM) Shawn
just_bolognese: (10:23:21 PM) FUCKYOUSPENCER
youreinmywaysir: (10:23:29 PM) XD
youreinmywaysir: (10:25:13 PM) I can't think of anyone else though
just_bolognese: (10:25:18 PM) Yeah.
just_bolognese: (10:25:25 PM) I feel like a whole bunch of people would have secret ones.
just_bolognese: (10:25:32 PM) But nobody I can really pin down
youreinmywaysir: (10:25:35 PM) Same
just_bologneset: (10:26:15 PM) McNabb has one
just_bolognese: (10:26:27 PM) but he wouldn't friend Spock, Sam, or Ianto because they're downers
just_bolognese: (10:26:43 PM) and Sam would be like YEAH, WHATEVER, LIVE IN YOUR LA-LA LAND. WE'LL SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.
just_bolognese: (10:26:44 PM) KINDA
youreinmywaysir: (10:27:12 PM) IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
just_bolognese: (10:27:28 PM) And Ianto would be like
just_bolognese: (10:27:30 PM) OF COURSE IT IS
just_bolognese: (10:27:36 PM) THE REAL LIFE IS COLD AND DEADLY
just_bolognese: (10:27:40 PM) LIKE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND...
just_bolognese: (10:27:43 PM) I MISS HER...
youreinmywaysir: (10:27:45 PM) LIIIIISAAAAAAA
just_bolognese: (10:27:53 PM) And Spock would be like AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
just_bolognese: (10:28:02 PM) then they'd all cry.
youreinmywaysir: (10:28:09 PM) HAD, DOUCHEBAG
just_bolognese: (10:28:51 PM) DON'T BLAME ME; I DIDN'T COVER HER IN MEAT-FLAVORING CONDIMENTS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:00 PM) I DIDN'T EITHER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:03 PM) THAT WAS MY FUCKING BOSS.
just_bolognese: (10:29:04 PM) I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
youreinmywaysir: (10:29:16 PM) RAT POISON. I SWEAR.
just_bolognese: (10:29:48 PM) LET'S NOT GET HAISTY, MISTER JONES; KILLING OFF OF A SUPERIOR OFFICER IS A GRAVE CRIME.
just_bolognese: (10:29:53 PM) TRAVEL TO A MIRROR UNIVERSE FIRST.
just_bolognese: (10:29:59 PM) THEY SEEM DOWN WITH THAT KIND OF STUFF.
youreinmywaysir: (10:30:14 PM) Oh hey Jack wants to see me in his office. BRB SEX.
just_bolognese (10:30:57 PM) FINE JUST LEAVE THE AWKWARD VIRGIN TO HIMSELF. I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND THEN PROCREATION.
just_bolognese: (10:31:03 PM) LIKE MATH OR WHATEVER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:31:19 PM) Sam: YEAH WELL AT LEAST YOUR BOSS DOESN'T PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ALL THE TIME.
youreinmywaysir: (10:31:24 PM) Sam: And the kidney. D:
just_bolognese: (10:31:34 PM) AT LEAST YOUR BOSS CAN KIND YOUR KIDNEY.
just_bolognese (10:31:49 PM) GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS; READ A FUCKING MEDICAL TEXTBOOK I MEAN CHRIST.
youreinmywaysir: (10:32:07 PM) AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT STUCK IN 1973 WITH FUCKING TEST CARD GIRL.
just_bolognese: (10:32:18 PM) I will give you that one, Tyler.
just_bolognese: (10:32:24 PM) Sorry your life sucks.
youreinmywaysir: (10:32:26 PM) AM I CRAZY, IN A COMA, OR BACK IN TIME?
just_bolognese: (10:32:59 PM) LOOK, I DON'T KNOW; I'VE TRIED TO LOOK INTO IT A THOUSAND TIMES BUT THERE'S ALWAYS SOME CRAZY INTERFFERENCE LIKE KLINGONS OR MIRROR UNIVERSES OR WHATEVER.
youreinmywaysir: (10:33:03 PM) How the fuck is this even working? I'm writing in a book and the words are just...appearing. WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MEDS.
just_bolognese: (10:33:29 PM) I don't see how medication could affect an object that isn't even a part of your biological structure.
just_bolognese: (10:33:33 PM) But, then again, you're you.
just_bolognese: (10:33:41 PM) So it could be that somebody is fucking with your brain.
just_bolognese: (10:33:47 PM) Wish I could help.
just_bolognese: (10:34:03 PM) But the Enterprise will only take me to 1973
just_bolognese (10:34:08 PM) not Crazytown.
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:20 PM) ...8l
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:25 PM) FUCK YOU SPOCK.
just_bolognese: (10:34:29 PM) I'M SORRY.
just_bolognese: (10:34:42 PM) JIM'S BEEN TRYING TO TEACH ME ABOUT SARCASM AND I TOOK IT TOO FAR DIDN'T I.
just_bolognese: (10:34:44 PM) SORRY.
just_bolognese (10:34:45 PM) SORRY
just_bolognese: (10:34:54 PM) (I swear to god, when he shows his emotions, he turns Canadian)
youreinmywaysir: (10:34:54 PM) I MEAN GOD. I'M NOT CRYING OR ANYTHING.
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:06 PM) (I'm loving the hell out of this)
just_bolognese: (10:35:09 PM) ...THEN I DIDN'T TAKE IT TOO FAR?
just_bolognese: (10:35:15 PM) SHOULD I KEEP GOING?
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:17 PM) THAT WAS SARCASM.
just_bolognese (10:35:23 PM) WAS IT?
just_bolognese: (10:35:24 PM) OH.
just_bolognese: (10:35:35 PM) ...DO YOU REQUIRE TISSUES?
youreinmywaysir: (10:35:40 PM) MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO KIRK INSTEAD OF STARING AT HIS ASS.
just_bolognese: (10:35:47 PM) BUT
just_bolognese: (10:36:23 PM) ...THAT WAS COLD.
just_bolognese: (10:36:32 PM) MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME, TYLER.
just_bolognese: (10:36:57 PM) YOUR MOM.
just_bolognese: (10:37:03 PM) ...Is that how come-backs work?
youreinmywaysir: (10:37:31 PM) ....you're getting slightly better. I just wouldn't go around saying that to anyone on The Enterprise.
just_bolognese: (10:37:53 PM) I don't understand how insulting one's parentals implies that they are somehow less of a person.
just_bolognese: (10:38:10 PM) They're clearly a serpeate being from their mothers.
just_bolognese: (10:38:14 PM) Or it'd be weird.
just_bolognese: (10:38:49 PM) ...If anyone talked about my mother, I'd be very upset.
just_bolognese: (10:38:52 PM) Not in front of them
just_bolognese: (10:39:11 PM) but it'd be difficult to explain the fist-shaped dent in my wall later.
just_bolognese: (10:39:13 PM) And my broken hand.
just_bolognese: (10:39:55 PM) And all the tissues.
just_bolognese: (10:40:06 PM) The phrase is beginning to make sense to me.
just_bolognese: (10:40:54 PM) How is your long-running ordeal with this Mister Hunt coming along?
just_bolognese: (10:41:51 PM) Read your last post; you sounded sort of down.
just_bolognese: (10:41:52 PM) Downer.
youreinmywaysir: (10:42:28 PM) What do you mean my "long-running ordeal"?
youreinmywaysir: (10:42:38 PM) You mean my ordeal to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?
just_bolognese: (10:42:41 PM) Its all you ever talk about.
just_bolognese (10:42:54 PM) Its been one hundred posts all about this Mister Hunt.
just_bolognese: (10:43:00 PM) He's in all of your tags.
youreinmywaysir: (10:43:05 PM) NO HE'S NOT.
just_bologneset: (10:43:24 PM) "GENE'S BEING A BIG DOUSCHE"
just_bolognese: (10:43:30 PM) "HOPE GENE DOESN'T SEE THIS lol"
youreinmywaysir: (10:43:33 PM) I talk about other things! :l All the bloody time!
just_bolognese: (10:44:03 PM) ...I do recall when you were in a hostage situation at a newspaper company.
just_bolognese: (10:44:18 PM) And how you worried you were going to die.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:20 PM) What, about me almost getting shot in the head?
just_bolognese: (10:44:24 PM) Yes.
just_bolognese: (10:44:34 PM) But then the post turned into you worrying about Mister Hunt being shot in the chest
just_bolognese: (10:44:41 PM) and how he learned a big lesson from the ordeal
just_bolognese: (10:44:52 PM) and how you'll have to buy him a new flask as thanks.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:54 PM) N-No. I was talking about being shot in the head.
youreinmywaysir: (10:44:56 PM) And nothing else.
just_bolognese: (10:45:01 PM) For a line.
just_bolognese: (10:45:03 PM) One.
just_bolognese: (10:45:04 PM) Line.
just_bolognese: (10:45:18 PM) Then paragraphs upon paragraphs of Mister Hunt.
just_bolognese: (10:45:33 PM) I'm just saying
youreinmywaysir: (10:45:36 PM) STOP MAKING SHIT UP, SPOCK.
just_bolognese: (10:45:53 PM) I'M SORRY IF I STRUCK A NERVE BUT I DON'T LIE.
just_bolognese: (10:45:56 PM) VULCANS DON'T LIE.
just_bolognese: (10:46:06 PM) SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT, SAM?
youreinmywaysir: (10:46:29 PM) WELL WHAT'S IT WITH YOU AND KIRK HUH?
just_bolognese: (10:46:39 PM) We're close friends.
just_bolognese: (10:46:43 PM) I can admit this.
just_bolognese: (10:46:56 PM) Sure, he's a stupid asshole, but we get along great.
youreinmywaysir: (10:47:15 PM) So close friends notice things like tight shirts and "dat ass"?
just_bolognese: (10:47:27 PM) I don't choose the uniforms.
just_bolognese: (10:47:52 PM) Just like how you don't choose what color shirt Mister Hunt puts on in the morning
just_bolognese: (10:48:03 PM) but you do choose to tell your flist in every one of your posts ever.
youreinmywaysir: (10:48:13 PM) I do not catalog Gene's wardrobe.
just_bolognese: (10:48:30 PM) Hang on. I'll copy-paste some lines from your journals.
just_bolognese: (10:48:36 PM) "LJ--
just_bolognese: (10:49:40 PM) The girl in the TV was back! Ugh! I am going to smash that damn thing like Gene's angry fist one of these days, I swear. Speaking of which, he has a new pink shirt. Didn't know he had it in him to wear pink. The more you know, I suppose."
youreinmywaysir: (10:49:53 PM) That was one time.
just_bolognese: (10:50:02 PM) Hang on another moment.
just_bolognese: (10:50:05 PM) "LJ--
youreinmywaysir: (10:50:14 PM) ONE TIME. If you knew Gene you'd be shocked that he wore pink too. The man claims to be the epitome of manliness. PINK IS NOT MANLY. It just threw me off.
just_bolognese: (10:50:15 PM) I find it kind of weird that Gene hates the Irish so much when he wears so much green."
just_bolognese: (10:50:52 PM) But green is not pink.
just_bolognese: (10:51:02 PM) I question as to why you bring up his green shirt as well.
youreinmywaysir: (10:51:16 PM) Because he's a prejudiced bastard?
just_bolognese: (10:51:33 PM) I fail to see what this has to do with his fashion sense.
just_bolognese: (10:51:51 PM) But there's also "LJ--weirdest day! Gene in swim trunks! lolwut!"
youreinmywaysir: (10:51:58 PM) Look - it was just a random thought. You have to get those, yeah? R---.....
youreinmywaysir: (10:52:09 PM) SHIT HOW DO I LOCK POSTS IN THIS GODDAMN NOTEBOOK.
just_bolognese: (10:52:18 PM) I won't tell anyone.
just_bolognese: (10:52:30 PM) I just wish to point out certian patterns in your writings.
youreinmywaysir: (10:53:03 PM) ...
youreinmywaysir: (10:53:11 PM) I need a drink.
just_bolognese: (10:53:49 PM) I see no logical reason to consume alachol and then write a post.
just_bolognese: (10:53:57 PM) This will only lead to problems.
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:10 PM) I'll be fine. I don't get shitfaced like the Guv.
just_bolognese: (10:54:21 PM) ...What is "shitfaced?"
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:29 PM) ...really, really, drunk.
youreinmywaysir: (10:54:55 PM) To the point where you can't stand right and have to stay the night in your DI's flat and steal his bed again and force him to sleep on the floor again and bitch about your cooking again.
just_bolognese: (10:55:32 PM) That's a very specific term for a curse.
youreinmywaysir: (10:55:43 PM) J-Just an example.
youreinmywaysir: (10:55:46 PM) Not like it happens to me.
just_bolognese: (10:55:49 PM) I always thought human culture enjoyed the mix-and-match verity of cursing.
just_bolognese: (10:56:03 PM) So...Mister Hunt has never gotten shitfaced before?
just_bolognese: (10:56:08 PM) And yet you claim that he has.
just_bolognese: (10:56:21 PM) Fascinating.
youreinmywaysir: (10:56:26 PM) ...
youreinmywaysir: (10:56:34 PM) Kirk can beat you at chess.
just_bolognese: (10:56:40 PM) SHUT UP.
just_bolognese: (10:56:51 PM) YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER CAN BARELY TALK.
just_bolognese: (10:56:57 PM) AT LEAST MINE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FUNCTION.
just_bolognese: (10:57:47 PM) YOURS JUST...GOES AROUND WITH SHIRTS ON, GETTING SHOT, YELLING, AND PUNCHING YOU.
just_bolognese (10:57:54 PM) HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CHESS IS.
youreinmywaysir: (10:58:09 PM) Yeah but I bet he could beat the shit out of Kirk.
just_bolognese: (10:58:22 PM) Take that back.
youreinmywaysir: (10:58:44 PM) The day Gene Hunt loses a fight is the day Satan skates to work.
just_bolognese: (10:59:24 PM) The stardate when Kirk fails to defeat any foe, with fists or otherwise, is the day I eat a tribble.
youreinmywaysir: (10:59:39 PM) How do you like yours cooked? Well or medium-rare?
just_bolognese: (11:00:05 PM) I'll let you know after I'm done fitting Satan for rollarskates.
youreinmywaysir: (11:00:48 PM) Too bad rollerskates don't work in endless fire.
just_bolognese: (11:01:22 PM) Yeah. Just like how its a shame you don't cook tribble.
youreinmywaysir: (11:01:55 PM) How do you know? You're not stuck in 1973. Tribbles could be a goddamn delicacy here.
just_bolognese: (11:02:31 PM) According to my records on Earth culture, focus on nineteen-seventies Manchester, the primairy delicacy is bangers, mash, and cocaine.
just_bolognese: (11:02:36 PM) So you're more.
just_bolognese: (11:02:39 PM) *your
just_bolognese: (11:02:43 PM) *your move
youreinmywaysir: (11:03:02 PM) Have you been watching 21st century kids shows again?
just_bolognese: (11:03:15 PM) I don't waste my time with such dribble.
just_bolognese: (11:03:38 PM) If you mean the intelligent, sophisticated show which is Batman, then yes.
youreinmywaysir: (11:04:05 PM) ...I guess we can agree on something there.
just_bolognese: (11:04:19 PM) I still consider you my internet friend, Sam.
just_bolognese: (11:04:23 PM) Even if we have our differences.
just_bolognese: (11:04:27 PM) And you can be a twat sometimes.
just_bolognese: (11:04:35 PM) But I can look past this.
just_bolognese: (11:04:45 PM) ..."twat" is the right word, yes?
youreinmywaysir: (11:04:45 PM) I can be a twat?
youreinmywaysir: (11:05:00 PM) "OH NO. I DON'T LIKE TRIBBLES AT ALL."
youreinmywaysir: (11:05:35 PM) "IT'S NOT LIKE I KEPT ONE AND AM HIDING IT FROM EVERYONE ON THE ENTERPRISE."
just_bolognese: (11:06:23 PM) I can see how you're trying to use sarcasm here but I'm pretty sure everyone woukd know if I had a tribble on board since they reproduce at a rate of HOLY SHIT TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE-per minute.
just_bolognese: (11:06:34 PM) But I will pretend to be offended anyway.
youreinmywaysir: (11:06:45 PM) Well, you threw a bitchfit when McCoy put it through the airlock.
just_bolognese: (11:07:03 PM) ...objecting to animal cruelity is different.
just_bolognese: (11:07:07 PM) ...just because I named it...
just_bolognese: (11:07:17 PM) ......and fed it...
just_bolognese: (11:07:26 PM) ............and let it sleep on my bed....
youreinmywaysir: (11:07:58 PM) Ha.
just_bolognese: (11:08:13 PM) .......................I kind of miss it......
youreinmywaysir: (11:08:48 PM) ....I'd get you another Sergeant Fluffles if I could.
just_bolognese: (11:09:01 PM) Thnak you but it wouldn't be the same.
just_bolognese: (11:09:46 PM) ....................................I'll get over it.........
youreinmywaysir: (11:10:03 PM) You sure about that? You're not plotting McCoy's murder again, are you?
just_bolognese: (11:10:19 PM) Of course not! The doctor is my friend.
just_bolognese: (11:10:29 PM) Even if he's a twat.
just_bolognese: (11:10:35 PM) ............................okay, maybe a little.....
youreinmywaysir: (11:10:58 PM) yeah, don't make me attempt to bend time and space. I don't want to go hunting for police boxes to warn Kirk that you're going to attempt murder.
just_bolognese (11:11:29 PM) I will not concern you in any way, Sam. You've already got enough to worry about.
youreinmywaysir: (11:11:42 PM) Uh. Thanks, I guess?
just_bolognese: (11:11:50 PM) No problem, friend.
just_bolognese: (11:11:56 PM) Sorry your life is shitty.
youreinmywaysir: (11:12:03 PM) :l Thanks for rubbing it in.
just_bolognese (11:12:16 PM) Did I misuse sarcasm again?
youreinmywaysir: (11:12:23 PM) Just a little.
just_bolognese: (11:12:36 PM) I should really have a notecard with the do's and don't's of this....
youreinmywaysir: (11:13:00 PM) You guys still have notecards in Stardate-whateverthehell?
just_bolognese(11:13:07 PM) Yes.
just_bolognese (11:13:09 PM) They're double-sided
just_bolognese(11:13:22 PM) And holographic.
just_bolognese: (11:14:25 PM) A quite old technology but, as you Earthlings say, if it isn't in need of repair, do not attempt to repair it.
youreinmywaysir: (11:14:47 PM) ...I would kill for a computer.
just_bolognese: (11:15:08 PM) They're not terribly exciting.
just_bolognese: (11:15:14 PM) I prefer the holodeck.
youreinmywaysir: (11:15:42 PM) ....I'm in an era where we don't even have mobile phones.
just_bolognese: (11:15:50 PM) What's a mobile phone?
just_bolognese: (11:16:25 PM) Is that like a commuicator?
just_bolognese: (11:16:29 PM) *communicator
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:03 PM) ...yeah, look it up.
just_bolognese: (11:17:09 PM) Checking now.
just_bolognese: (11:17:11 PM) Oh, okay.
just_bolognese: (11:17:14 PM) Huh.
just_bolognese: (11:17:21 PM) That's, um, cute, I guess.
just_bolognese: (11:17:34 PM) I think I built something like that for a science fair
just_bolognese: (11:17:37 PM) when I was six.
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:39 PM) ....
youreinmywaysir: (11:17:49 PM) Any possible way you could send it to me?
just_bolognese: (11:17:59 PM) I don't even know where you are and neither do you.
just_bolognese: (11:18:12 PM) If I could send it to you, I would.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:15 PM) In my flat in 1973. Or in a Manchester hospital.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:20 PM) in 2006.
youreinmywaysir: (11:18:22 PM) GODDAMMIT.
just_bolognese: (11:18:35 PM) I do wish to help you
just_bolognese: (11:18:50 PM) but I only seem to be able to time-travel to moments of great crisis.
just_bolognese: (11:18:55 PM) Nazi Germany
just_bolognese: (11:19:00 PM) The Great Depression
just_bolognese: (11:19:08 PM) ...There was this one thing with some whales in the 1980s.
just_bologneset: (11:19:15 PM) Are you near any whales?
youreinmywaysir: (11:19:31 PM) ...uh, no.
just_bolognese: (11:19:39 PM) Could you get near whales?
just_bolognese: (11:20:02 PM) Or Nazis?
youreinmywaysir: (11:20:18 PM) Nnnnno.
just_bolognese: (11:20:23 PM) Sorry.
youreinmywaysir: (11:20:43 PM) I think the Guv would call the men in white coats for sure if I asked him where to find whales or Nazis.
just_bolognese: (11:20:58 PM) We don't have any uniforms that require white coats.
just_bolognese: (11:21:02 PM) Are they like red shirts?
just_bolognese (11:21:22 PM) Those are who Kirk sends around when he needs to do something but doesn't want to do it himself.
youreinmywaysir: (11:22:12 PM) Uh. Men in white coats means I'd be taken to the loony bin.
just_bolognese: (11:22:24 PM) They'd put you in a crate?
youreinmywaysir: (11:23:12 PM) With padded walls, yeah.
just_bolognese: (11:23:17 PM) That seems counterintuitive.
just_bolognese: (11:24:13 PM) Why would they put you in a padded, wooden crate full of Canadian coins?
youreinmywaysir: (11:24:43 PM) ....you know what? Nevermind.
just_bolognese: (11:25:09 PM) I find human customs so confusing at times...
just_bolognese (11:26:21 PM) (Anyway, I think I have to go to sleep nao)
just_bolognese (11:26:29 PM) (This was, like, the funnest AIM ever)
youreinmywaysir: (11:26:41 PM) (I'm posting this to LJ. This was fucking amazing)
just_bolognese: (11:26:46 PM) YES