Spider-Jam

[ludickid]

Here is what I am hoping: I am hoping that one of you -- hopefully calamityjon, but I'll take who I can get -- is still, for some reason, buying Spider-Man: Reign and can confirm or deny that this week's issue suggests that Mary Jane dies because Peter Parker fills her with his radioactive Spider-spunk.

(Tip o' the cap to scottvond for this soul-scarring experience

Comments

[thetathx1138]

Actually, it's more like that story you heard about Iggy Pop, where he had so much sperm he had to get his stomach pumped? Like that, only without the stomach pumping.

[aberranteyes]

I thought that was either Rod Stewart or Elton John.

[blake_reitz]

It varies depending on who's telling it.

[mr_rakshasa]

Sometimes it's Marc Almond!

[thetathx1138]

It's an urban legend, been around since the '70s; I've heard this happened to, variously, Elton John, Rod Stewart, David Bowie, George Michael, and (who else?) Paris Hilton.

It is, naturally, biologically impossible. The folklorists think it got its start when some famous person or another got their stomach pumped for drugs and sperm turned up along with whatever.