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Holy shit I hate people who shit-talk during basketball, especially to total strangers. Luckily, I'm quick witted.
*Man with Rough Ryders tattoo fouls/"blocks" Trent*
RR: Get out bitch!
Trent: Shouldn't you be out hangin' with DMX or something? Besides, that was a blatant foul.
RR: That was no foul you pussy.
Trent: Why would you do that?
RR: Do what?
Trent: Lie to all the good people here.
RR: Are you trying to post up on me?
Trent: I heard that people who shit-talk in basketball do so because they're trying to compensate for (*points to groin area*) certain anatomical shortcomings.
RR: *says nothing*
RR: Look, he's trying to post up on me again!
*Trent scores on the hook shot*
Trent: Maybe if your game could speak for itself you wouldn't have to talk so much shit.
*Man with Rough Ryders tattoo fouls/"blocks" Trent*
RR: Get out bitch!
Trent: Shouldn't you be out hangin' with DMX or something? Besides, that was a blatant foul.
RR: That was no foul you pussy.
Trent: Why would you do that?
RR: Do what?
Trent: Lie to all the good people here.
RR: Are you trying to post up on me?
Trent: I heard that people who shit-talk in basketball do so because they're trying to compensate for (*points to groin area*) certain anatomical shortcomings.
RR: *says nothing*
RR: Look, he's trying to post up on me again!
*Trent scores on the hook shot*
Trent: Maybe if your game could speak for itself you wouldn't have to talk so much shit.