No Hassle

[see_bee_flee]

That's your motto, is it not, Capital One? Then why do you send me an effing letter every single week offering me a credit card? I understand that, as a young adult in college, I am exactly the type of person you are wishing to ensnare, but really--I've been ignoring you for the past three months. Are you incapable of taking a hint?

In other news, I am inspired, and fic is forthcoming, as a get-well present to the deathly ill Edict. Hopefully some sweet sweet smut shall cheer her. Or something.