Gregor Vorbarra
Gregor brings out my warped version of a nurturing instinct. Like, I want to be his badass big bro and take him up on my dugong (for the unaware, this is not a metaphor for improper designs on his Imperial Majesty, this is an actual flying space manatee). I would teach him how to navigate a dugong and then I would be like, "all right bro, take us to Mars!" and he would fly my dugong to Mars and it would make Illyan CRY (even though I really love Illyan and pretty much want to be just like him when I grow up). We would go to parties on Mars and no one would be a fuckass since the majority of Martians have less respect than me for the hereditary aristocracy. I would invite him to join the Dugong Corps, but it is probably inappropriate for me to encourage wars of succession in foreign states. Anyway, I feel that bro needs some shit to do, so we would fly around in a manatee together and find exciting shit to do.