d.r.u.n.k.

[seductiveqtip]

boats...jetskis...all i need is a dui in the water. oh man i love vacation.

driving a watercraft is like driving in an open parking lot.

officially ruined my low calorie intake.

i can explain the mechanism of defecation and vomiting to anyone if you want to know.
oh man, the things i know.

i love anatomy, it is just so interesting.

random fragments of the thought process? apparently i knew how to name journals in 9th grade. I can't beleieve i've had this thing for 5 years. omfg

if anyone wants a little entertainment just read their oldest journal entries.

anyone have facebook???