Colorated Displaysia

May 19, 2007 17:59

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Hey ^-^

I never update omg ^^;

Things have been going pretty awesomely though ^^ Me and Audra finally hung out last weekend, even though we didn't do anything - we're definitely going to have to do something this summer SOON. (Something meaning me stay the night and us go crazy and finally watch Children of Men.) Pookie, it'll be a lot ( Read more... )

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 00:41:48 UTC
hmmph. that would explain why you werent at gap today when pummer and i came to see you on your first day of work. we looked for you for a couple minutes then figured you were in the back so we wandered around looking like shoplifters for an hour before we gave up and left... stupid ho. i blame you for our run in with cunt-whore creature-bitch today. since you we couldnt find you, we shopped around for a little bit and were gonna go back and see you. we were walking and i was loudly humming a slightly altered rendition of "the ants go marching one by one" when stupid bitch walks up to me and starts talking. only wait. she announced her presence by hitting me in the shoulder. i wanted to break her face. "hiya hooch! whatcha singin? it sounds really cool. dude, you have such a sexy voice. and everything else." "yeah thanks. has that guy dumped you yet?" "no. but i told you he doesnt matter." <-flirtflirt. i really felt like i was gonna barf. i hate that thing so much. i dont even understand it. so i kind of exploded with "what the fuck ( ... )

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 00:47:26 UTC
i could go on forever but i feel like moving on to:

things i hate about that creature-bitch (that i have not personally experienced but nevertheless am aware of):
1) she goes in public bathrooms without shoes and brags about having foot fungus. what. the. fuck.
2) she uses people to get ahead.
3) shes so fake. and such a suckup.
4) she does stupid shit for attention.
5) she drinks and parties way too much. i have reason to think she does drugs. if her cracked out face isnt proof enough.
6) she announces her bodily functions.
7) she bites her toenails. the same ones she drags around bathroom floors.
8) she takes off articles of clothing at football games.
9) she dips.10) she tries to turn guys on by bragging about her experiences with other girls. yeah. ew. sorry, that is so not hot and its even more unattractive to try and get with a guy (when you already have a man) by bragging about it. especially when youre probably lying ( ... )

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 00:52:50 UTC
oh. and i think you should get your retainer in some kind of tye dye. (is it tie dye?) only one color though. like pink tye dye or purple tye dye. something like that. maybe not pink. since thats the color of the inside of your mouth, i think that could be kind of creepy. "OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!"

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 01:40:45 UTC
Why do you leave so many comments?

Anyway. I agree with every reason to hate her except with more vehemence. I think it's high time you told her off. You're sitting here watching me type. But I'm publicly stating my approval. I only wish you hadn't made it sound like you wanted that guy to dump her so you could have her or something. I know that's not what you meant, but her wishful (and huge, omg have you seen them?) ears heard it that way.
(Haha, I'm hooch's "man"!)

So uh. BAM. Retainers. Are you sure you're going to be able to have a design? Like is it going to cover the roof of your mouth? I don't know if there's a reason for which one you get, but the only place mine touches the roof of my mouth is right behind my teeth. It doesn't have coverage all the way to my throat, so it's just black and kind of transparent. You might want to think about that. Like is a cute design wort feeling like you're gagging on it because it knocks your tonsils when you talk.

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 03:00:00 UTC
Am I the only one who's never laid eyes on this little monster? I'm so left out of the hating...

Why don't you want a picture BAM? I think it's really cute. Staci's is purple and it has little red flowers on it. Whenever she wears it at night I kind of just have to kiss her face off because it's so cute... I've never had braces but if I did... I'd probably just get one like Pummer's, only I'd want it red. It's not really manly to have a fluffy bunny on the roof of your mouth or anything.

What are you left with if you don't get a picture? Like... Colors? Woo hoo.

Let's do something soon. I miss you guys...

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seductive_night May 20 2007, 03:05:47 UTC
"Why don't you want a picture BAM?"
-Well we can't have you kissing my face off from cuteness, now can we? ^-^

And we definitely need to hang out soon. Let's just have like a kickback day. We've all been taking things a little too seriously lately.

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 03:22:15 UTC
Axel: I've never seen her either. But I tend to not get involved.
Be left out with me? Yay!

You know, I always feel kind of awkward doing things alone with you. I feel weird just being left out with you because we're the only two. It all started when you picked me up at school that one day and that kid thought you were my boyfriend. I know that's ridiculous, but you just make me feel really weird now. So, uh. Stop it. :D

BAM: I never wear my retainer. I'm lucky my teeth haven't moved much. It's cool looking though. It's sort of like blue, green, and black camoflauge. It looks a lot neater than it sounds. For you... If you don't want a picture or anything, I say just get some semi-transparent glittery color. Maybe pink?

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roadmap_sleep May 20 2007, 03:46:56 UTC
purple! to match her cock! :3

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roadmap_sleep May 20 2007, 03:47:35 UTC
trust me. hate her anyway.

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 04:09:33 UTC
yessss! you understand!

ive always loved you annie.

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roadmap_sleep May 20 2007, 04:11:35 UTC
hellz yes gangster.

though my hate is considerably biased.

i'd kill her if i could.

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 04:08:55 UTC
"I've never had braces"
-yay for naturally straight teeth! ^_^

but omg axel. wtf. if i ever had braces... i would SO fet a fluffy bunny on my retainer!!! butbutbut! look at the link annie put up! i love the snail ^^_

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 04:31:33 UTC
LOSER omg!

And hooch. Holy shit. Your teeth are so straight and perfect. It pisses me off.

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 18:20:47 UTC
my mommy said i could get a retainer ^_^

im gonna get a bunny.

ill bring in my fluffums to have him sit for a protrait!!! *cuddles bunny*

you need to come over and see him! hes the cutest ever. he likes to sit on my head ^_^

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wonder_ferret May 20 2007, 15:39:13 UTC
I may not count, but I've never seen her ass either..

I'm already plotting hateful revenge though...revenge? On what? Who knows!

But yes...

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rude_gallery May 20 2007, 18:17:42 UTC
and this is why i love you.

yay ^_^

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