""Keep thrashing, BAM. The sharks like it when you flail."" Hahahahaha!
I used to be on the swim team and stuff. I can try and teach you how to swim this summer if you want. My stick-figure self is hideous in a bathing suit and if my sunglasses come off I'll cry, but it'll be nice and fun and random other pleasing adjectives!
ME AND JEN CAN WASH YOUR CAR! Last year we helped the uh... Volleyball? team with a carwash. Most of them were retarded so they jumped around and flailed people down then me and Jen scared them off again and chased after them with sponges and stuff. Then we went to the most fancy-pantsy-est restaurant in town and spent like $75 on our salads and appetizer before we got thrown out for being muddy and soaking wet. It was amazing.
7)HATE OMG. I remember when i met that thing. And I was all "...*steps on*" The only soothe-age I have for you is... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why are you so nice to everybody? Why can't you have something wrong with you? You are constantly shit on by those people and you just take it with a smile. I hate it for you. But you're a remarkably beautiful person for it. You are amazing. I'm not sure what spurred this unusual outreaching, but whatever it is BAM, don't even feel bad about something she does. If nothing else, you have us, and you know for a fact that every facet of the Gallery freaking worships you bitch. And why does it matter why they worship you? So what if you sometimes give us a little performance that isn't really all you? No one cares. We love you for giving us a good show - and if it's not ever really just a show, is it? That had to come from somewhere. The point is... Why does it matter why we love you. Fuck. We just do.
8)Half-aversary eh? That's cute. It doesn't seem like you've been together that long...
9)I never thought to understand the thing. She is simply a bitch. The only thing I've ever really noteed about her is that she seems incredibly jealous. I agree completely with what hooch says about her relationships. I think that explains more than anything ever will. Luckily, I've never had much prolonged exposure to that thing.
10)Hey if you really want to see a play, me and Tigre are going to be in some broadway bullshit nonsense blah blah at school. Actually I'm just some fat old janitor lady! Everyone laughed at me for wanting that part but I get to wear a fat suit and I'm going to talk in the creepy-ass Cocoa voice! (That hooch did when he was playing with that little puppet?) I'm pretty excited. Tigre's got a decently sized part though. Who knew she could sing?
11)WEIRDO FREAK! I'm listening to the same song you were and I just realized it was a video too. It cracks me up the way he says masquerade...
I love Target. They have so many fucking adorable stickers and posty notes and stuff. It's thrilling!! ≧▽≦
hooch has a brother?! Since when?
12)""Little children touch themselves." [/creepy pervert voice]" I hate your creepy pervert voice. It's so scary. When you came up behind me after the showcase? I may have lost bladder control for a minute or two. That's so fucking scareh. Rah. But that was hilarious. "Sometimes little children touch themselves."
AHH! You found that looking up one of my bands?! Holy fucking shit BAM! Who on earth were you looking up?
*pokes with pitchfork again* We idiots are down here waiting for you. You've got to do better than that!
"After me assaulting his penis and us having the mandatory emotional break down, I made him throw up and it was totally green and looked like snot." Holy shit. What? That was so confusing and scary I think I want to cry... assaulting here meaning... assaulting. violently. she's decent enough to not post about "assaulting" him. and the mandatory emotional breakdown is because life sucks for them because they have too many problems and she should be with me anyway :o but the barf was because she made him eat pickles. i don't really understand that...
what. in the hell. is a roach-face?
BAM's not doing too bad on the ACT... i only made a 33? princeton... :)
yeah, i'm a lifeguard. i don't actually have a job doing it, but i'm fully certified. i tried to teach BAM to swim before and it turned out terribly. meaning it ended in lots of splashy giggle-fights. that and when we were serious she didn't learn very well... like she'd do it right and then a few seconds later she'd randomly sink because she forgot how to float or something.
who's jen?
YOU MET THE THING TOO?! haha i smacked her in the face with a tennis ball :3 there was blood. oh but then BAM was all "oh my gosh, hi, are you okay? ::runs over to her and dabs at the thing's bloody nose, ruining her own jacket:: ::is roughly thrown back into the fence and yelled at::" that was the first and only time BAM ever hit me.. to keep me from killing that thing. it seemed so backwards. "she hit you.. hit her. not me. i'm trying to defend you.. don't hit me. hit her." ::sigh:: i hope she dies. just randomly keels over...
isn't it funny that we both remember that voice.. and he only used it once for less than 5 minutes.. it was just that creepy... i want to see your play! just for you though. i usually think musicals are shit, but i'd die to see you in a fat suit imitating hooch.
""Keep thrashing, BAM. The sharks like it when you flail.""
Hahahahaha!
I used to be on the swim team and stuff. I can try and teach you how to swim this summer if you want. My stick-figure self is hideous in a bathing suit and if my sunglasses come off I'll cry, but it'll be nice and fun and random other pleasing adjectives!
ME AND JEN CAN WASH YOUR CAR! Last year we helped the uh... Volleyball? team with a carwash. Most of them were retarded so they jumped around and flailed people down then me and Jen scared them off again and chased after them with sponges and stuff. Then we went to the most fancy-pantsy-est restaurant in town and spent like $75 on our salads and appetizer before we got thrown out for being muddy and soaking wet. It was amazing.
7)HATE OMG. I remember when i met that thing. And I was all "...*steps on*" The only soothe-age I have for you is... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why are you so nice to everybody? Why can't you have something wrong with you? You are constantly shit on by those people and you just take it with a smile. I hate it for you. But you're a remarkably beautiful person for it. You are amazing. I'm not sure what spurred this unusual outreaching, but whatever it is BAM, don't even feel bad about something she does. If nothing else, you have us, and you know for a fact that every facet of the Gallery freaking worships you bitch. And why does it matter why they worship you? So what if you sometimes give us a little performance that isn't really all you? No one cares. We love you for giving us a good show - and if it's not ever really just a show, is it? That had to come from somewhere. The point is... Why does it matter why we love you. Fuck. We just do.
8)Half-aversary eh? That's cute. It doesn't seem like you've been together that long...
9)I never thought to understand the thing. She is simply a bitch. The only thing I've ever really noteed about her is that she seems incredibly jealous. I agree completely with what hooch says about her relationships. I think that explains more than anything ever will. Luckily, I've never had much prolonged exposure to that thing.
10)Hey if you really want to see a play, me and Tigre are going to be in some broadway bullshit nonsense blah blah at school. Actually I'm just some fat old janitor lady! Everyone laughed at me for wanting that part but I get to wear a fat suit and I'm going to talk in the creepy-ass Cocoa voice! (That hooch did when he was playing with that little puppet?) I'm pretty excited. Tigre's got a decently sized part though. Who knew she could sing?
11)WEIRDO FREAK! I'm listening to the same song you were and I just realized it was a video too. It cracks me up the way he says masquerade...
I love Target. They have so many fucking adorable stickers and posty notes and stuff. It's thrilling!! ≧▽≦
hooch has a brother?! Since when?
12)""Little children touch themselves." [/creepy pervert voice]"
I hate your creepy pervert voice. It's so scary. When you came up behind me after the showcase? I may have lost bladder control for a minute or two. That's so fucking scareh. Rah. But that was hilarious. "Sometimes little children touch themselves."
AHH! You found that looking up one of my bands?! Holy fucking shit BAM! Who on earth were you looking up?
*pokes with pitchfork again* We idiots are down here waiting for you. You've got to do better than that!
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"After me assaulting his penis and us having the mandatory emotional break down, I made him throw up and it was totally green and looked like snot."
Holy shit. What? That was so confusing and scary I think I want to cry...
assaulting here meaning... assaulting. violently. she's decent enough to not post about "assaulting" him. and the mandatory emotional breakdown is because life sucks for them because they have too many problems and she should be with me anyway :o but the barf was because she made him eat pickles. i don't really understand that...
what. in the hell. is a roach-face?
BAM's not doing too bad on the ACT... i only made a 33? princeton... :)
yeah, i'm a lifeguard. i don't actually have a job doing it, but i'm fully certified. i tried to teach BAM to swim before and it turned out terribly. meaning it ended in lots of splashy giggle-fights. that and when we were serious she didn't learn very well... like she'd do it right and then a few seconds later she'd randomly sink because she forgot how to float or something.
who's jen?
YOU MET THE THING TOO?! haha i smacked her in the face with a tennis ball :3 there was blood. oh but then BAM was all "oh my gosh, hi, are you okay? ::runs over to her and dabs at the thing's bloody nose, ruining her own jacket:: ::is roughly thrown back into the fence and yelled at::" that was the first and only time BAM ever hit me.. to keep me from killing that thing. it seemed so backwards. "she hit you.. hit her. not me. i'm trying to defend you.. don't hit me. hit her." ::sigh:: i hope she dies. just randomly keels over...
isn't it funny that we both remember that voice.. and he only used it once for less than 5 minutes.. it was just that creepy... i want to see your play! just for you though. i usually think musicals are shit, but i'd die to see you in a fat suit imitating hooch.
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