Suing the Courts

[seductive_night]

I feel so prank-tastic today.

Ugly Ugly Mariah: How big is Chris's penis :X?
meltedapples: i dunno
meltedapples: i can ask
Ugly Ugly Mariah: ASK.
meltedapples: hell make up some shit number
Ugly Ugly Mariah: MAKE HIM MEASURE IT.
Ugly Ugly Mariah: XD
Ugly Ugly Mariah: Call him right now :D/
Ugly Ugly Mariah: And be like, "How big's your cock?"
Ugly Ugly Mariah: You'd be my hero?
meltedapples: that would be so priceless >->;;;
Ugly Ugly Mariah: DO IT.
meltedapples: i dunno he has to get up in a few hours
Ugly Ugly Mariah: I know..
Ugly Ugly Mariah: That's why it'd be awesome.
meltedapples: i know
meltedapples: *glances at phone*
Ugly Ugly Mariah: DO IT.
Ugly Ugly Mariah: <333.
meltedapples: okay okay
Ugly Ugly Mariah: <333333.

So I did it. And my entire late night chat crew wants my babies.

In other news...



[Dis be stolen nigga.]

We all thought it would be such a hilarious idea to post this on Yoshiki's "fake" myspace.

After further speculation, we had in fact sent it to the real Yoshiki. o-o;

So many long years deprived of anything but our jrock and our mischief, we forget that there are actually real artist myspaces. That was possibly traumatizing.

My life is complete.

And now for one last moment of naughtiness...
*Yoshiki opens door to his office filled with about 15 computers*
"I like to use the internet a lot to look at..... information."